Slapping Mince

[Mince]

I love Mince.

Thank you, Fyodor.

[Roger Kettle]

I know Fyodor. He says that to everyone. Actually, he says that to everyTHING---packets of crisps, hedges, underpants. I wouldn't get too excited.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I know Fyodor. He says that to everyone. Actually, he says that to everyTHING...

Even Dundee United, to put it in its starkest context.

[Calypso]

I was just thinking of slapping him sensefull.

[peter]

You are now trying for the impossible.

[Diane CBPFC]

Obviously, I hadn't thought of all the ramifications of my sneaky scheme - thank you Calypso.

Slapping it is then.

[Mince]

I don't know what I have done to deserve this.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I don't know what I have done to deserve this.

That's what I tried to tell them, git-face,

[Vulture]

Does anyone ever want to give Mince a good slap in the head sometimes?

Slapping is a personal retribution: as very few (lucky) people seem to have actually met him face to face, what has he personally done to you to deserve a slap.

Please make sure there's enough Gbs on this forum handle the influx of posts. 

[Calypso]

In America there is a running joke about people slapping or knocking someone on the head in order to knock some sense into them. It has to do with a commercial about a specific item.

Here's one of the commercials:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShcbV31tcAk

[Calypso]

I don't know what I have done to deserve this.

Think of it as an award, Mince - one from me to you.  Are  you still eating all your veggies like a good boy?   

Aww, forget it.