Slapping Mince

[Calypso]

Does anyone ever want to give Mince a good slap in the head sometimes?

[The Peepmaster]

That really is a silly question to ask a whole queue of people!...

[Calypso]

And the problem with that is?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

So what's he done this time?

[Calypso]

Hey, I came here looking for some support - or a celebration - and look what I get! Hmmmmph!   

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

But we don't slap people without a reason. Well I don't anyway - not even Mince. Even if just being Mince is a pretty good reason. Give us something to go on, Calypso.

[Calypso]

Does he have to have done something, Tarquin?

It was early Friday morning here; I was bored. Isn't that a good enough reason?

[Roger Kettle]

Fair enough. I'll slap him.

[peter]

Just wait till he gets ome.

[The Peepmaster]

No, Calypso, I meant there's already a queue forming...  

I never thought we really ought to have a reason. Would the simple fact that he's ugly be enough?

Incidentally, if you're forming a campaign, you have my support.

[Calypso]

Just wait till he gets ome.

Awwwwwwww, Peter. Parental love is so sweet.  

Incidentally, if you're forming a campaign, you have my support.

Thanks so much!

Fair enough. I'll slap him.

I know you have secretly wanted to several times, Roger.  

[The Peepmaster]

Some do-gooder will probably come on and say it's a dangerous activity and shouldn't be allowed. I mean, we already know there's a risk of getting sore hands!

[Diane CBPFC]

Instead of slapping - how about something more fun such as covering his toilet bowl with plastic wrap?

[Calypso]

Instead of slapping - how about something more fun such as covering his toilet bowl with plastic wrap?

Do you really want to get that close to his toilet bowl, Diane? I know I don't.

[Fyodor]

I love Mince.