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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on September 10, 2012, 08:33:22 AM

Title: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Mince on September 10, 2012, 08:33:22 AM
Can we all welcome Sandy Buttcheeks to the forum? I know this means writing something and being nice, but I am sure we can all manage it if we try.

EMAIL to REGISTER@CAMELDUNG.COM

Mmmmmm
 
So I have to identify myself as an Beau Peep Aficionado (you gorra love spell check !!) do I and not a spammer  !!!   Let me try then !!
 
Well having just added books 7 and 8 to my collection of another 9 at the outrageous price of about 7quid (for both of course...I'm not that daft !!) and being Scottish and brought up almost primarily on a diet of mince (deep fried, battered, raw.....you name it !!), I feel I qualify not only to be able to post quality humorous and insightful messages, but also to pass on generations of family mince tips for those who could benefit from them.
 
My children think that at the ancient age of 44, I should be considering a twilight career of salivating in nursing homes, but I refuse to drool without a fight....please let me post stuff to make them realize their inheritance is not within reach of their grubby paws yet !!
 
Thank you
 
Donald Bain
 
PS   if I can post, can I call myself Sandy Buttcheeks ???
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 10, 2012, 09:18:47 AM
Welcome, Mister Buttcheeks---you have a fine name. Is there a family tartan?
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Bilthehut on September 10, 2012, 12:30:04 PM
Welcome Buttcheeks,  It's Peepsie that wants the mince recipes.
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Egg on September 10, 2012, 01:58:03 PM
Welcome Buttcheeks.........I thought it was deep fried Mars Bars up there!  :o
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Bilthehut on September 10, 2012, 06:54:00 PM
Egg,

Very topical (not topic bars, though Snickers work)
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on September 10, 2012, 06:58:43 PM
Thank you one and all....well 3 and all i suppose ......tis a pleasure to be here !!! 
May i say that there is, as yet, no family tartan, though i'm working hard with the blunt crayons that im allowed, to draw something that resembles the ill conceived itchy squared cloth of my forefathers (although two of them claimed not to be) that would grace any wedding ceremony north of Auchtermuchty.
The mince recipes of my mother and her mother before her and all the grannies who succumbed to mince-itis, i shall gladly share once i find the magic ingredient and remove it !! And as for the fried mars bar slur.....shame, shame, shame........i thought everyone knew that was a dessert and not a main !! So much for healthy eating education !!
Well must head off i suppose, its stopped raining up here, so im off to get the deckchairs out !!!    8) 8) 8)

 
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 12, 2012, 02:43:28 PM
The mince recipes of my mother and her mother before her and all the grannies who succumbed to mince-itis, i shall gladly share once i find the magic ingredient and remove it !!

We all f*@%ing hate mince...
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on September 12, 2012, 07:29:53 PM
Heathens !!
Never have you tasted the pleasure of an ice cold mince lolly on a hot summers day !
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 13, 2012, 05:49:03 AM
Heathens !!
Never have you tasted the pleasure of an ice cold mince lolly on a hot summers day !

Mince with a stick up its backside?
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on September 13, 2012, 07:52:40 AM
Oh yes, they're very popular you know !  Almost as big a seller as candy haggis-floss in the seaside towns.

Ah the memories !   8)
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Diane CBPFC on September 14, 2012, 07:01:24 AM
Welcome Sandy Buttcheeks,

On behalf of the CBPFC we would like to start a fund to buy you a fold-up deck-chair, then you can change your name to Comfort Buttcheeks.
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on September 14, 2012, 05:20:34 PM
Why thank you, and may i accept this fine fundraising drive. 

Please could it be one of the old classic wooden types, you know the ones that lie near horizontal and renders anyone over 60 unable to escape them. I have fond memories of Ayr beach, watching the incoming tide scaring the wrinklies into thrashing aimlessly in vain attempts to extricate themselves from just such chairs as the seagulls circled like vultures.....ah bliss !!!
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Rob Baker on September 16, 2012, 12:57:11 AM
Hoots! Welome, Sandy.
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on September 16, 2012, 07:31:55 AM
Why thank you kind sir, it's a great forum to be a part of.  You have no idea how my spelling and grammar has had to improve in just a few short days !!
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Mince on September 16, 2012, 09:36:17 AM
Sandy, when you use two exclamation marks instead of a full stop, it suggests you're trying to compensate for the lack of humour in your writing with two huge "Look at me!" exclamation marks, or that you are so unconfident with your humour that you feel the need unsubtly to draw particular attention to it. I think I read that in Fowler's Modern English Usage. Or maybe I just made it up. :)
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 16, 2012, 09:56:17 AM
Ignore him, Sandy!!!!!!
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Mince on September 16, 2012, 09:58:28 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Bilthehut on September 16, 2012, 10:07:05 AM
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Mince on September 16, 2012, 10:50:22 AM
They say that using more than one smiley face suggests obsequiousness, an excessive eagerness to please.
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Bilthehut on September 16, 2012, 12:12:20 PM
Who says?  As you are well aware, the use of increasing smileys (or other emoticons), and perhaps the subsequent use of decreasing emoticons has been used many times in the past by many of the illustrious (nay, founding) members of this forum.  :P
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Vulture on September 16, 2012, 12:33:04 PM
Who says?  As you are well aware, the use of increasing smileys (or other emoticons), and perhaps the subsequent use of decreasing emoticons has been used many times in the past by many of the illustrious (nay, founding) members of this forum.  :P

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Bilthehut on September 16, 2012, 02:28:40 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Diamond Lil on September 16, 2012, 04:00:53 PM
Sandy, that's Mince's idea of a welcome.  Enjoy your time here.
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on September 16, 2012, 05:59:56 PM
Sandy, when you use two exclamation marks instead of a full stop, it suggests you're trying to compensate for the lack of humour in your writing with two huge "Look at me!" exclamation marks, or that you are so unconfident with your humour that you feel the need unsubtly to draw particular attention to it. I think I read that in Fowler's Modern English Usage. Or maybe I just made it up. :)

Mince, may I thank you sir for another life lesson. So often have I wondered whether I am indeed humorous, but in fairness many people point at me and laugh (some even to the point of tears) so I must be funny in some way, shape or form.
 I admit I'm using exclamations too much to be healthy. I'm an addict. There, it's out. God, I feel so much better now. Thank you for drawing particular attention to me. Thank you everyone for your support too.

Water, barley, yeast and sugar. I think I read that on a Fowlers Wee Heavy. Or maybe I just made it up.

Tomorrow I may have the strength to deal with my emoticonism.

 ;) ;) ;)

PS. This is still about my smiley from Mr. Kettle, isn't it ?
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Bilthehut on September 17, 2012, 09:48:43 AM



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Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Feather on September 17, 2012, 02:13:27 PM
I like your name, Sandy Buttcheeks.  It's catchy.
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on September 17, 2012, 05:03:02 PM
Many thanks Feather. It's not always been my name, sometimes it's been more of a statement of fact. That, however, is a story for another time.

 :-X
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Malc on October 06, 2012, 08:17:01 AM
The Smiley at the end of the sentence is a direct equivalent to the two exclamation marks. To display both, however, is vulgar and should be avoided.
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Vulture on October 06, 2012, 10:15:55 AM

Mince, may I thank you sir for another life lesson. So often have I wondered whether I am indeed humorous, but in fairness many people point at me and laugh (some even to the point of tears) so I must be funny in some way, shape or form.
 I admit I'm using exclamations too much to be healthy. I'm an addict. There, it's out. God, I feel so much better now. Thank you for drawing particular attention to me. Thank you everyone for your support too.

PS. This is still about my smiley from Mr. Kettle, isn't it ?

I've just re-read this: Sandy, please do not refer to Mince as 'Sir' - it'll give him delusions of respect from his fellow board members and make him even more dictatorial!
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on October 06, 2012, 12:40:46 PM
The Smiley at the end of the sentence is a direct equivalent to the two exclamation marks. To display both, however, is vulgar and should be avoided.

My utmost apologies. I was unaware that in modern English there was a puctuation/emoticon equivalence scale that I had abused. I shall make ammends by inserting a smiley and then deleting it until the natural balance is restored.



See.
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on October 06, 2012, 12:50:08 PM

Mince, may I thank you sir for another life lesson. So often have I wondered whether I am indeed humorous, but in fairness many people point at me and laugh (some even to the point of tears) so I must be funny in some way, shape or form.
 I admit I'm using exclamations too much to be healthy. I'm an addict. There, it's out. God, I feel so much better now. Thank you for drawing particular attention to me. Thank you everyone for your support too.

PS. This is still about my smiley from Mr. Kettle, isn't it ?

I've just re-read this: Sandy, please do not refer to Mince as 'Sir' - it'll give him delusions of respect from his fellow board members and make him even more dictatorial!

Good point. I shall address him in a manner more befitting of someone self-named after ground-up cuts of poor quality meat. How about Eric?
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Bilthehut on October 06, 2012, 01:15:51 PM

Mince, may I thank you sir for another life lesson. So often have I wondered whether I am indeed humorous, but in fairness many people point at me and laugh (some even to the point of tears) so I must be funny in some way, shape or form.
 I admit I'm using exclamations too much to be healthy. I'm an addict. There, it's out. God, I feel so much better now. Thank you for drawing particular attention to me. Thank you everyone for your support too.

PS. This is still about my smiley from Mr. Kettle, isn't it ?

I've just re-read this: Sandy, please do not refer to Mince as 'Sir' - it'll give him delusions of respect from his fellow board members and make him even more dictatorial!

Good point. I shall address him in a manner more befitting of someone self-named after ground-up cuts of poor quality meat. How about Eric?

For suggestions as to how to address the mincemeister, may I cordially refer you to such remarks as uttered by our esteemed (or should that just be 'steamed'?) Peepsmeister.
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 07, 2012, 02:05:23 PM
There should also have been a comma before "sir", and maybe "Sir" should have had a capital letter. However, seeing as you were addressing an entity with the brain of a haddock, I was prepared to dismiss any criticism whatsoever.
Title: Re: NEW MEMBER: Sandy Buttcheeks
Post by: Egg on October 07, 2012, 05:38:52 PM
What's Haddock ever done? Quite like them myself! :P