You Tube Coincidences

[Malc]

My number used to be 777 7777. I once got a call for help from someone who had their finger stuck in the dial.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Sometimes I have that dream where I am looking at an old rotary phone and can’t remember how to dial it – but I suspect we all have that dream eh.

Ah, yes - you mean the one where Ursula Andress appears in her bikini and demonstrates how to dial it with her... you know... that one? Yep - sure have.

[Tom]

... her hairbrush?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

If that's your dream, Tom, they can't take it away from you.

[Diamond Lil]

Roger - why don't you download a more up-to-date browser?

Firefox
Chrome
IE

Just Google for the links.

Honestly, a six-year old could do it.

I'VE TRIED!! Nothing seems to work and I've installed every bloody system going. Expect a phone call, mate.

I suggested to you days ago that you should be patient and wait for the next time your son calls in for a quick visit...isn't there some fantastic football game (? an oxymoron) on Sky that you could lure him home with and then drag him in to fix the computer first?

[Diane CBPFC]

My number used to be 777 7777. I once got a call for help from someone who had their finger stuck in the dial.

You know, I didn't get this as being a joke for several hours.
 

[Malc]

Hopefully all the sweeter for the late dawning...