THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

POINT OF ORDER!

Tarquin's first entry, and indeed the girl himself, should be disqualified from the competition. He has changed the artwork of the strip to suit his purposes.

I expect this to be dealt with swiftly and firmly by Roger himself.

Took you long enough to bleedin' notice - I think you should be disqualified for that. Call yourself a moderator?

[Fyodor]

Frame 1: "Sorry for talking down to you, Mojo old mate."

Frame 2: "It's time to speak up for myself."

Frame 3: "My dog's taking minutes."

[The Peepmaster]

POINT OF ORDER!

Tarquin's first entry, and indeed the girl himself, should be disqualified from the competition. He has changed the artwork of the strip to suit his purposes.

I expect this to be dealt with swiftly and firmly by Roger himself.

Goodness me! I see that a certain Mince has elected to use that same altered artwork for his own weak efforts, whereas others have done the decent thing and utilised the original.

I am prepared to forgive Tarquin, for he is a true artist, striving to push the boundaries of his medium, ever mindful that his admirers expect nothing less. Mince is a cockle's bum-smell.   

[Rob Baker]

1:   I know, I'll buy Kitty a dress for Christmas
2:   I'd like to buy a dress please.
3:   Certainly. Does Sir wear his holster to the left or to the right? 

 

[Mince]

Goodness me! I see that a certain Mince has elected to use that same altered artwork for his own weak efforts, whereas others have done the decent thing and utilised the original.

I am prepared to forgive Tarquin, for he is a true artist, striving to push the boundaries of his medium, ever mindful that his admirers expect nothing less. Mince is a cockle's bum-smell.   

What is this? All girls together?

[Malc]

Have I won yet?

[Fyodor]

1:   I know, I'll buy Kitty a dress for Christmas
2:   I'd like to buy a dress please.
3:   Certainly. Does Sir wear his holster to the left or to the right? 

 

Top drawer.

[The Peepmaster]

1:   I know, I'll buy Kitty a dress for Christmas
2:   I'd like to buy a dress please.
3:   Certainly. Does Sir wear his holster to the left or to the right? 

 

Top drawer.

I agree.

[Malc]

Bullshit, you two are in cahoots to stop me winning.

"Does sir wear his holster to the left or right"? What's funny about that? And yes, I get it, I used to work in Hepworths.

Roger, hurry up and award me the prize.

[Roger Kettle]

My final decision will be bought...er...made at the end of the month.

[The Peepmaster]

Would you like me to judge it, oh great one?

[Mince]

Would you like me to judge it, oh great one?

No, I think Roger should.

[The Peepmaster]

Would you like me to judge it, oh great one?

No, I think Roger should.

I said "oh geat one", not "pollock-brain". 

[Roger Kettle]

That would be great, Peeps. I think Tarks did it last year and I'm more than happy to pass the buck again.

[peter]

Robs won it this year