Author Topic: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION  (Read 35529 times)

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #30 on: November 21, 2008, 01:13:20 PM »
POINT OF ORDER!

Tarquin's first entry, and indeed the girl himself, should be disqualified from the competition. He has changed the artwork of the strip to suit his purposes.

I expect this to be dealt with swiftly and firmly by Roger himself.

Took you long enough to bleedin' notice - I think you should be disqualified for that. Call yourself a moderator?
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #31 on: November 21, 2008, 04:34:39 PM »
Frame 1: "Sorry for talking down to you, Mojo old mate."

Frame 2: "It's time to speak up for myself."

Frame 3: "My dog's taking minutes."

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #32 on: November 21, 2008, 06:26:17 PM »
POINT OF ORDER!

Tarquin's first entry, and indeed the girl himself, should be disqualified from the competition. He has changed the artwork of the strip to suit his purposes.

I expect this to be dealt with swiftly and firmly by Roger himself.

Goodness me! I see that a certain Mince has elected to use that same altered artwork for his own weak efforts, whereas others have done the decent thing and utilised the original.

I am prepared to forgive Tarquin, for he is a true artist, striving to push the boundaries of his medium, ever mindful that his admirers expect nothing less. Mince is a cockle's bum-smell.   
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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #33 on: November 21, 2008, 07:23:02 PM »
1:   I know, I'll buy Kitty a dress for Christmas
2:   I'd like to buy a dress please.
3:   Certainly. Does Sir wear his holster to the left or to the right? 

 ;)

Offline Mince

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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #34 on: November 21, 2008, 08:17:20 PM »
Goodness me! I see that a certain Mince has elected to use that same altered artwork for his own weak efforts, whereas others have done the decent thing and utilised the original.

I am prepared to forgive Tarquin, for he is a true artist, striving to push the boundaries of his medium, ever mindful that his admirers expect nothing less. Mince is a cockle's bum-smell.   

What is this? All girls together?

Malc

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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #35 on: November 21, 2008, 08:47:19 PM »
Have I won yet?

Fyodor

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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #36 on: November 22, 2008, 10:17:59 AM »
1:   I know, I'll buy Kitty a dress for Christmas
2:   I'd like to buy a dress please.
3:   Certainly. Does Sir wear his holster to the left or to the right? 

 ;)
Top drawer.

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #37 on: November 22, 2008, 11:20:33 AM »
1:   I know, I'll buy Kitty a dress for Christmas
2:   I'd like to buy a dress please.
3:   Certainly. Does Sir wear his holster to the left or to the right? 

 ;)
Top drawer.

I agree.
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Malc

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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #38 on: November 23, 2008, 07:12:15 AM »
Bullshit, you two are in cahoots to stop me winning.

"Does sir wear his holster to the left or right"? What's funny about that? And yes, I get it, I used to work in Hepworths.

Roger, hurry up and award me the prize.

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #39 on: November 23, 2008, 10:10:37 AM »
My final decision will be bought...er...made at the end of the month.

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #40 on: November 23, 2008, 10:41:40 AM »
Would you like me to judge it, oh great one?
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Offline Mince

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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #41 on: November 23, 2008, 12:44:25 PM »
Would you like me to judge it, oh great one?

No, I think Roger should.

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #42 on: November 23, 2008, 01:30:38 PM »
Would you like me to judge it, oh great one?

No, I think Roger should.


I said "oh geat one", not "pollock-brain".  ..0
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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #43 on: November 23, 2008, 01:42:42 PM »
That would be great, Peeps. I think Tarks did it last year and I'm more than happy to pass the buck again.

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Re: THE 2009 CAPTION COMPETITION
« Reply #44 on: November 23, 2008, 02:29:04 PM »
Robs won it this year