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Offline Diane CBPFC

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US president #44
« on: January 20, 2009, 08:33:41 PM »
Who has been watching the Inauguration?

One of my favourite bits was watching the Americans getting their photos taken in London's Madam Tousards with the wax Obama.


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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: US president #44
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2009, 08:43:06 PM »
Have they melted Dubya down yet? I bet there's a queue for that job.
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Offline Mince

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Re: US president #44
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2009, 08:46:35 PM »
Who has been watching the Inauguration?

I don't watch television at all so the answer is no, and that wouldn't change if I did.

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Re: US president #44
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2009, 08:52:43 PM »
Who has been watching the Inauguration?

I don't watch television at all so the answer is no, and that wouldn't change if I did.

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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: US president #44
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2009, 09:06:15 PM »
Question:Who has been watching the Inauguration?

Mince's Answer:I don't watch television at all so the answer is no, and that wouldn't change if I did.

How can the answer to "Who has been watching the inauguration?" be "No"?

And what does "and that wouldn't change if I did." refer to?

Totally confused.
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Re: US president #44
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2009, 10:34:00 PM »
I flicked it on briefly. My favourite bit was all the bored-looking American folk watching him, with expressions that said "what's he talking about?" while also stifling yawns.

Offline Mince

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Re: US president #44
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2009, 10:36:36 PM »
Who is he, anyway?

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Re: US president #44
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2009, 12:23:21 AM »
He's an alien from the planet Zebulon, Mince. Or he might as well be, as far as you're concerned.

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Re: US president #44
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2009, 01:40:00 AM »
As probably the only American on here, I would like to say that I'm just glad G.W. is gone. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Georgie!  As governor of my state, he was a mere dumb ass (is the term "dumb ass" allowed on this board?) but as President of the United States he became an egotistical, dangerous doofus.

I don't know if Barak Obama will be the "positive change" everyone around the world wants to see, but I hope he is. Surely to God he will not be an incompetent, egotistical, moronic good ol' boy who couldn't find his own backside without a team of advisors -- one of whom would be holding the flashlight, another one would be holding a map while the rest would be intently discussing how they could best cover it up if he did manage to find it.

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Re: US president #44
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2009, 02:17:58 AM »
What I'm concerned about is the fact that a lot of Americans are already saying it's time to "move on".

Of course the U.S. must move on, but that shouldn't be a euphemism for letting Bush, Cheney, Rove, etc, disappear into comfortable obscurity. Those guys should hang for what they did not only to Iraq, but to America itself.

Offline Mince

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Re: US president #44
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2009, 08:33:14 AM »
He's an alien from the planet Zebulon, Mince. Or he might as well be, as far as you're concerned.

Yeah, like I'm going to believe that.

You must think I'm a moron.

Everyone knows that Zebulon was incinerated by the Planet Killer in the Second Great Spiral Arm War.

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: US president #44
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2009, 09:25:28 AM »
I'm actually worried about how optimistic I am. Having said that, Obama certainly doesn't have to concern himself with the old expression "He's got a hard act to follow".

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Re: US president #44
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2009, 09:44:53 AM »
I hereby admit it; I was optimistic when Tony Blair got in.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: US president #44
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2009, 10:39:44 AM »
I hereby admit it; I was optimistic when Tony Blair got in.

I was close to despair. I knew how much I was going to miss the Tories, and the huge benefits I had received under their reign, and I worried that the new kids on the block would not be able to meet my needs in the same way.

But then I was a political cartoonist at the time.

And I was wrong - New Labour gave me plenty to draw about.

And much as I hope and pray Obama can live up to his billing in the years ahead, I feel for my fellow cartoonists now that Bush is gone.
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Re: US president #44
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2009, 01:26:59 PM »
And much as I hope and pray Obama can live up to his billing in the years ahead, I feel for my fellow cartoonists now that Bush is gone.

Are Zebulons difficult to draw?