WARNING:FOOTBALL TOPIC.

[Roger Kettle]

St.Johnstone 5 Hibernian 1.
Quick! Somebody get round to Tarks' place and check he hasn't passed out!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I'm okay... now - thanks!

Odd thing was, I was watching a programme on the box about crop circles, and chatting to Sam, whilst looking in on the site on my iPhone. When I saw your post, Roger, I actually jolted with shock, coupled with the classic sharp intake of breath, then an involuntary, somewhat squeaky hysterical outburst of laughter. I'm not sure Sam knew what to make of it all, but as soon as she found out it was anything to do with football, all I got was that annoyed/pity look - you know the one, chaps.

Like I care? Fan-bloody-tastic result! Many thanks for bearing the news, Roger  much appreciated.

Oh, I can't read
And I can't write
But that doesn't really matter
I'm a Perth
St Johnstone fan -
I can drive a tractor......

[Diane CBPFC]

TTIII - I guess you must be with the St.Johnston chaps then. So it's good news! You don't hear many good football news stories on the BP forum.

We should make a bit of a fuss:    < --- there it is, a bit of a fuss.

[Vulture]

TTIII - I guess you must be with the St.Johnston chaps then. So it's good news! You don't hear many good football news stories on the BP forum.

We should make a bit of a fuss:    < --- there it is, a bit of a fuss.

Diane, Diane. How many times have I told you not to go overboard? It's only a game!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Thank you, Diane - oh, for that level of understanding at home!

[Vulture]

Thank you, Diane - oh, for that level of understanding at home!

Diane is only that understanding because she has loads of adolescents still living at home.