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Offline Mince

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Columbo
« on: May 28, 2007, 06:25:29 PM »
Which way round does it happen?

Does Columbo ask his wife: "Which celebrities do you really like?" and when she names them he just goes off and arrests them.

Or does Columbo say to his wife: "Guess who I was just talking to?" and she replies: "I don't know, but I suppose you're going to arrest them."

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Re: Columbo
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2007, 06:38:53 PM »
I may not know what I'm talking about here, but isn't this question about 30 years too late?
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Re: Columbo
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2007, 06:52:15 PM »
Too late for what?

Which two people have played both Captain Bligh and the Hunchback of Notre Dame?

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Re: Columbo
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2007, 06:56:52 PM »
Charles Laughton....and I didn't even have to Google it!!

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Re: Columbo
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2007, 06:58:06 PM »
now I've read it properly...two people??

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Re: Columbo
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2007, 06:58:35 PM »
Yes, there is another.

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Re: Columbo
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2007, 07:04:31 PM »
Yes, there is another.

I'm beginning to sound like Yoda.

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Re: Columbo
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2007, 07:05:00 PM »
Yes, there is another.
I'm beginning to sound like Yoda.

And now I'm quoting myself.

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Re: Columbo
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2007, 07:08:32 PM »
Anthony Hopkins.

30 years too late to ask Columbo for a start....
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Re: Columbo
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2007, 07:13:57 PM »
Did you have to look up the answer?

By the way, Columbo isn't a real person.

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Re: Columbo
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2007, 07:26:57 PM »
I'll treat that question with the contempt it so richly deserves.

Yes, but only to confirm my answer.





He isn't? Who discovered America then?
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Re: Columbo
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2007, 07:30:05 PM »
Columbus discovered America, and then he was arrested by Columbo.

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Re: Columbo
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2007, 07:59:34 PM »
I suppose that'd be Mrs Columbo's fault then?
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Re: Columbo
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2007, 08:49:29 PM »
Don't be daft! She wasn't even born back then!

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Re: Columbo
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2007, 10:38:20 PM »
I've just come back from an Italian meal with the missus and friends. I think "Calamari" would be a good name for a detective.