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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #105 on: June 08, 2007, 08:12:33 PM »
What? Did I miss something?
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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #106 on: June 08, 2007, 08:13:46 PM »
Bugger! I tried banning you but it didn't work!

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #107 on: June 08, 2007, 08:14:35 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #108 on: June 09, 2007, 11:52:45 AM »
A master plan is like a master bedroom. Without an en suite, it's just a bedroom.


I'll leave that with you.

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #109 on: June 09, 2007, 08:04:53 PM »
Thanks, Malc, that's very helpful.

Though I'd say a master plan is more like a lounge really, with net curtains and an Axminster carpet. Oh, and a mahogany coffee table with Reader's Digest books on it.
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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #110 on: June 10, 2007, 03:43:35 AM »
When I was part of the project to re-introduce timber wolves to the Scottish highlands, we also planted many mahogany saplings, after all, they needed timber to run in and around whilst chasing the deer.

The trees subsequently became known as McHogany and we celebrate their planting every New Year at our McHogany Hogmanay where we also discourage the swapping of partners, (McHogany Hogmanay monogamy as it's become known).

Sadly this whole ritual, culminating in the trees being sent to the mills, has become the object of a takeover by a group of paper-folders who want to dominate everything, a McHogany Hogmanay monogamy origami hegemony, if you will.

As for the re-introduction of the wolves, we found that once they had been introduced, (a how-de-do process consisting of sniffing each others' backsides) virtually no re-introduction was necessary and we went home.

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #111 on: June 10, 2007, 06:33:24 AM »
Treemendous tale!

;D Should have been referred to the McHogany Hogmanay Monogamy Origami Hegemony Monopolies Commission.

I apologise, in advance.