Favourite Quotes.

[Egg]

On the recent cabinet reshuffle:

"It's like a shit shitting on a shit to cover up the fact it's a shit!"

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

From the Diary of Anne Frank:

Day 1 - Hid!

Day 2 - Hid!

My kind of humour. Is there something wrong with me ?   

[Bilthehut]

From the Diary of Anne Frank:

Day 1 - Hid!

Day 2 - Hid!

My kind of humour. Is there something wrong with me ?   

Yes.  Humour has nothing to do with it.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

From the Diary of Anne Frank:

Day 1 - Hid!

Day 2 - Hid!

My kind of humour. Is there something wrong with me ?   

Yes.  Humour has nothing to do with it.

Thank you Mr.Outhouse. I accept praise wherever it may be from. 

[Egg]

From the Diary of Anne Frank:

Day 1 - Hid!

Day 2 - Hid!

My kind of humour. Is there something wrong with me ?   

Yes.  Humour has nothing to do with it.

Made me laugh......does that mean I'm Scottish.

[Vulture]

From the Diary of Anne Frank:

Day 1 - Hid!

Day 2 - Hid!

My kind of humour. Is there something wrong with me ?   

Yes.  Humour has nothing to do with it.

Made me laugh......does that mean I'm Scottish.

It made me laugh too, and I'm a Liverpudlian (well, it's half-way to Scotland...).

[Roger Kettle]

I saw Madonna being described as " looking like something you'd boil up to make soup from".

[Bilthehut]

You'd need a lot of tabasco to make that palatable.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

I saw Madonna being described as " looking like something you'd boil up to make soup from".

Phew, read that initially as Maradonna and thought, "That's a bit harsh !" . I know he's no picture-postcard either, but he's still a hero up here.

(Is that the rumble of a backlash I hear ?)

 

[Bilthehut]

I saw Madonna being described as " looking like something you'd boil up to make soup from".

Phew, read that initially as Maradonna and thought, "That's a bit harsh !" . I know he's no picture-postcard either, but he's still a hero up here.

(Is that the rumble of a backlash I hear ?)

 

A. Not interested in Football.
B. One has to have a hero in a sport where your team can't make it to the competition.


oops.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

I saw Madonna being described as " looking like something you'd boil up to make soup from".

Phew, read that initially as Maradonna and thought, "That's a bit harsh !" . I know he's no picture-postcard either, but he's still a hero up here.

(Is that the rumble of a backlash I hear ?)

 

A. Not interested in Football.
B. One has to have a hero in a sport where your team can't make it to the competition.


oops.

Hah ! Never been to competitions, only massacres. Hah again !  Altogether now, "We're on the march wae Ally's aaaaarrrrmmmyyyyyy..."

 

[Jerry Attrick]

An 'absent member' returns... (sorry for the absence but personal health life got in the road..)

Favourite 'quote' today courtesy of the News Quiz on BBC 4 radio (yes I am that listener of R4!)-

'do you know that 'Kate Middleton' is an anagram of 'naked t*t model'

OK so I've maybe lowered the tone and I apologise, also I am useless at anagrams so haven't checked if it is actually true.       

[Diane CBPFC]

Hope you're better Jerry - you must have been really sick not to be able to tap away at a keyboard.

[Bilthehut]

An 'absent member' returns... (sorry for the absence but personal health life got in the road..)

Favourite 'quote' today courtesy of the News Quiz on BBC 4 radio (yes I am that listener of R4!)-

'do you know that 'Kate Middleton' is an anagram of 'naked t*t model'

OK so I've maybe lowered the tone and I apologise, also I am useless at anagrams so haven't checked if it is actually true.       

There isn't a '*' in 'Kate Middleton'.

[Vulture]

An 'absent member' returns... (sorry for the absence but personal health life got in the road..)

Favourite 'quote' today courtesy of the News Quiz on BBC 4 radio (yes I am that listener of R4!)-

'do you know that 'Kate Middleton' is an anagram of 'naked t*t model'

OK so I've maybe lowered the tone and I apologise, also I am useless at anagrams so haven't checked if it is actually true.       

There isn't a '*' in 'Kate Middleton'.