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Malc

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Sweating and Mosquitoes
« on: July 17, 2007, 04:39:46 AM »
Seeing as things are a little quiet on the Beau Peep board, I thought I'd share this off-topic item with youse all.

Queensland is great if you like sweating and mosquitoes. I got eaten alive by mozzies at Thursday night's training and eventually had an allergic reaction to the attacks. I awoke Friday night with incredible itching of the scalp and welts all over my body. I thought I had chickenpox, and drove to the local hospital's emergency dept at 5am.
Five hours later, doped to the eyeballs with antihistamines and steroids, I coached my team through their game and can't remember a thing about it. We lost 3-0, played like cr@p, and I wasn't the slightest bit bothered.

My wife tells me that I was rambling in my sleep (she found clumps of gorse still stuck to my boots) during the night.

It's only now, some four days later, that I can remember events, and (unusually for me) I have been eating like a horse. Maybe that's the steroids.

Anyone have any illness stories?

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Sweating and Mosquitoes
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2007, 08:55:19 AM »
"My wife tells me I was rambling in my sleep (she found clumps of gorse still sticking to my boots) during the night."
What does this mean? Are you still rambling? You were wearing your boots in bed? Did she go and check your boots in the middle of the night? What's gorse got to do with anything?
Glad to hear you're better, though.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Sweating and Mosquitoes
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2007, 10:25:14 AM »
I'm sure Malc has mentioned his somnambulation problem before, Roger -or as the Aussies apparently call it, 'rambling'.

Bearing in mind the clumps of gorse, Malc, I sincerely hope you were wearing more than just your boots at the time.

I'll save my coronary event for another day.
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Sweating and Mosquitoes
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2007, 11:59:22 AM »
I bent a toe-nail back in Baguio City.



(How strange - that sounds like the lyrics to a song!)
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

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Re: Sweating and Mosquitoes
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2007, 12:06:19 PM »
Not one I'd buy!
I apologise, in advance.

peter

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Re: Sweating and Mosquitoes
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2007, 03:37:00 PM »
Just had my gall bladder removed.
Which burst when they did key hole surgery
Supposed to be in for a night ended up being in ten days
Still convalescing
Think it would have been easier to have letter box surgery instead

peter

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Re: Sweating and Mosquitoes
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2007, 03:43:32 PM »
had problems with my drain bottle.
I kept forgetting that it was there, the next thing was it tried to knock me out as it flew passed my head.

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Re: Sweating and Mosquitoes
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2007, 04:18:03 PM »
Just had my gall bladder removed.
Which burst when they did key hole surgery
Supposed to be in for a night ended up being in ten days
Still convalescing
Think it would have been easier to have letter box surgery instead


This is like a blues number!
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

peter

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Re: Sweating and Mosquitoes
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2007, 04:33:35 PM »
Went to the docs this week cause I had the runs.
She ask me if I was running a tempreture.
I said no.
She said good she was not worried then.
I said no you havent got the runs.

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Re: Sweating and Mosquitoes
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2007, 05:03:01 PM »
You're like an antidote to Mince!
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

peter

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Re: Sweating and Mosquitoes
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2007, 05:04:07 PM »
you mean clever and all that
thanks

peter

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Re: Sweating and Mosquitoes
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2007, 05:09:48 PM »
There is no known cure for Mince And I should know he just exists.

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Re: Sweating and Mosquitoes
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2007, 05:24:40 PM »
Don't get him started on his holiday snaps. There's only so many waterfalls a sane person can admire in a lifetime.

peter

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Re: Sweating and Mosquitoes
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2007, 08:58:44 PM »
The one with salmon jumping at the Shin fall was one of the best scene I have seen.
Even you said it was ok

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Re: Sweating and Mosquitoes
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2007, 10:37:10 PM »
Even you said it was ok

I was probably drunk or insane at the time.