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Offline Mince

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Really Stupid
« on: July 20, 2007, 03:46:51 PM »
This topic is for all those really stupid things you have done, like walking into the same lamp post more than once.

As a kid, I managed to "stick" two coins to my closed eyes, and thought it so cool that I decided to see what I looked like in the mirror.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Really Stupid
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2007, 04:34:14 PM »
I amazed you managed to grow up into such an articulate intellectual.

Actually, I'm just amazed you managed to grow up.

I'll have to have a really good think about this one - so many to choose from. I'll be back.
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peter

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Re: Really Stupid
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2007, 05:55:16 PM »
Hurry up TT111
Can't wait to hear your outpourings
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Re: Really Stupid
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2007, 06:50:39 PM »
Quote from: peter on July 20, 2007, 05:55:16 PM
Can't wait to hear your outpourings

I do hope Tarquin's next post does not include an MP3 recording.
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Fyodor

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Re: Really Stupid
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2007, 10:55:30 AM »
I couldn't get the hole in the wall at Tesco to work until an onlooker pointed out that I could enter my PIN with a finger on the real keyboard rather than poke with a pen at the picture of a keyboard on the screen.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Really Stupid
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2007, 11:13:00 AM »
Quote from: Mince on July 20, 2007, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: peter on July 20, 2007, 05:55:16 PM
Can't wait to hear your outpourings

I do hope Tarquin's next post does not include an MP3 recording.

You've lost me on this one, Mincey.


Still thinking...
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Offline Mince

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Re: Really Stupid
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2007, 12:09:04 PM »
Quote from: Fyodor on July 21, 2007, 10:55:30 AM
I couldn't get the hole in the wall at Tesco to work until an onlooker pointed out that I could enter my PIN with a finger on the real keyboard rather than poke with a pen at the picture of a keyboard on the screen.

LOL! I would have loved to have been there.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Really Stupid
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2007, 12:11:22 PM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 21, 2007, 11:13:00 AM
You've lost me on this one, Mincey. Still thinking...

You can use an MP3 player with a built in microphone to record things as MP3 tracks - anything that can audibly "outpour".
« Last Edit: July 21, 2007, 12:24:39 PM by Mince »
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Re: Really Stupid
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2007, 12:14:09 PM »
My friend's son gave me a four-mile lift to my home, but I asked him to drop me off just short of home at Tescos because I was hungry. After he left, I realised that I had forgotten my keys, and had to get a taxi back to my friend's house to get them.
« Last Edit: July 21, 2007, 12:25:01 PM by Mince »
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peter

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Re: Really Stupid
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2007, 12:27:20 PM »
Thought you measure time in hours not miles.
Maybe that's were I go wrong.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Really Stupid
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2007, 01:36:31 PM »
Quote from: peter on July 21, 2007, 12:27:20 PM
Thought you measure time in hours not miles.
Maybe that's were I go wrong.



I got it, Peter - but for those who don't, Mincey originally wrote "four-mile life" in his last post, before sneaking back to correct it, being a teacher an' all. Unfortunately, he still forgot the apostrophe in "Tesco's", but I dare say he'll have fixed that also by the time most of you read this.

This has been a public service announcement on behalf of Peter.
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peter

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Re: Really Stupid
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2007, 03:55:54 PM »
Thanks TT111 glad you notice
I will try to be nicer to you in future
It's a bit sneeky when other cannot adjust there ramblings
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Really Stupid
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2007, 04:07:51 PM »
Quote from: peter on July 21, 2007, 03:55:54 PM
...It's a bit sneeky when other cannot adjust there ramblings

Oh, but you can, Peter. If you look to the top right of each of your own posts, you should see the option to 'Modify'. Click on that and you will be able to edit your own posts.

Hang on - he hasn't denied you that facility, has he?  :o :o :o :o :o
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peter

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Re: Really Stupid
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2007, 04:35:24 PM »
No. Now I can look intelligent.
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peter

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Re: Really Stupid
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2007, 04:39:53 PM »
You learn something new every day.
Now if only I could Bring down these Blue boxes that you all seem to do I might get a lot better a this posting.
TT111 Why are you being nice I am beginning to start worrying that you are going soft.
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