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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Wacky news headlines (real)
« on: September 10, 2014, 07:16:14 PM »
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Wacky news headlines (real)
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2014, 09:32:03 PM »
Great headline, Diane. If you could only throw in "sex romp", it would be perfect.
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Wacky news headlines (real)
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2014, 09:45:11 AM »
Honda Civic? Nude? Being chased by dogs?

Apart from being a Tuesday, it sounds like a great night out.

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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Wacky news headlines (real)
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2014, 05:00:20 PM »
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Diamond Lil

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Re: Wacky news headlines (real)
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2014, 07:41:55 PM »
Phew! My 67 year old friend left yesterday for a month in Calgary and your headline had me worried that she had spied a fine young intern on her first day.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Wacky news headlines (real)
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2014, 10:17:52 PM »
LOL She still may have, there are other hospitals in Calgary.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Wacky news headlines (real)
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2014, 04:31:49 PM »
They ended up killing the cougar - which is a sucky end to that story.
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Malc

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Re: Wacky news headlines (real)
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2014, 03:11:14 PM »
I think 67 is about ten years over the "Cougar" limit. Though I'm sure she sets pulses racing down at the bowls club.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Wacky news headlines (real)
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2014, 08:31:54 PM »
Police seek ageist, sexist, sombrero-wearing Scottish cartoonist!
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Wacky news headlines (real)
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2014, 08:50:01 PM »
Quote from: Roger Kettle on September 22, 2014, 08:31:54 PM
Police seek ageist, sexist, sombrero-wearing Scottish cartoonist!

I hear he was last seen at the bowls club.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Wacky news headlines (real)
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2014, 08:58:28 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Wacky news headlines (real)
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2014, 03:04:19 PM »
With a club in his bowels.
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Malc

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Re: Wacky news headlines (real)
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2014, 06:19:09 PM »
*Kenneth Williams voice*  Ooooh, nasty...
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Wacky news headlines (real)
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2014, 06:29:55 PM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on September 20, 2014, 04:31:49 PM
They ended up killing the cougar - which is a sucky end to that story.

A sucky end. Did she have her teeth out?   :o
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Wacky news headlines (real)
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2014, 07:26:08 PM »
Any minute now... "virgin on the ridiculous!".
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