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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2007, 08:34:20 PM »
I do my own cooking and cleaning, washing clothes etc., so I know what it's like to be a woman. I hold them in The Highest Esteem. (That's a pub in Leicester).




It isn't really, it just came out as a great gag. You can use that in a strip, Rog.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2007, 08:38:54 PM »
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2007, 09:07:49 PM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on July 23, 2007, 08:34:20 PM
I do my own cooking and cleaning, washing clothes etc., so I know what it's like to be a woman.


You have much to be thankful for, Peepsie - especially the fact that my better half's computer is on the blink, and she can't get on the Interweb at the moment!
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2007, 09:25:07 PM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 23, 2007, 09:07:49 PM
Quote from: The Peepmaster on July 23, 2007, 08:34:20 PM
I do my own cooking and cleaning, washing clothes etc., so I know what it's like to be a woman.


You have much to be thankful for, Peepsie - especially the fact that my better half's computer is on the blink, and she can't get on the Interweb at the moment!

Can't she borrow yours? I'm sure she'd be appreciative of someone who acknowledges the old adage "A woman's work is never done". Tell me about it!

Seriously though, let's hear it for the little-ladies in our lives! Bless 'em.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2007, 09:37:02 PM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on July 23, 2007, 09:25:07 PM

Can't she borrow yours? I'm sure she'd be appreciative of someone who acknowledges the old adage "A woman's work is never done". Tell me about it!

Seriously though, let's hear it for the little-ladies in our lives! Bless 'em.

Are you sure? She's just waved goodbye to the little computer repair man, having parted with money, and may not be in the best of humours (massive understatement).

She's also having one of those days where anything electrical that dares stand in the path of her mutant force field comes a cropper - so far today we've lost the use of two DVD players, one X-box, her PC and her laptop. Thankfully, I don't need a pacemaker as yet. She's now threatening to come round and tinker with your equipment. You have been warned!
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2007, 09:40:34 PM »
It's that time of the season for my bird too. You have my sympathies. Isn't nature wonderful.
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A Woman

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #21 on: July 23, 2007, 10:01:21 PM »
Oh Mr Peepmaster!

You've forced my hand!

It's all down hill from here on in! ;)

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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2007, 10:33:17 PM »
AW! Great to see Steve's given you free reign on here. I'd always wondered why you hadn't joined before. There are already women on here and I know they interact fine with us menfolk. Very often their contributions are quite interesting too, so there are always surprises in store. Great to see you here. xx
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2007, 10:54:10 PM »
You're a brave man, Peepsie.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2007, 10:58:17 PM »
Quote from: Roger Kettle on July 23, 2007, 10:54:10 PM
You're a brave man, Peepsie.

I'll embrace every woman on here, Roger, but mainly the pretty ones.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2007, 12:05:22 AM »
You know nothing about women, Peepsie.

Oh, how I envy you!
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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2007, 01:17:26 AM »
Women are without exception handmaidens of Beelzebub. Any man who doesn't accept this, yet insists he knows where he stands, is deluded.



*Having thrown his grenade into the room, McGookin leaps out, bars the door from the outside, and sprints to his bunker*
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2007, 08:39:56 AM »
See, Peepsie? Malc's got the idea...
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2007, 08:45:52 AM »
Yes, I am beginning to understand them gradually. I think I almost poisoned my bird with mushrooms last night. Anyway, things aren't too serious yet romantically. I'm not about to get down on one knee and ask her to be my housekeeper or anything.
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peter

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2007, 10:58:01 AM »
Been married over forty years  and still dont understand them
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