Discrimination

[Malc]

What did your first wife die of?


Eating poisoned mushrooms


Oh dear, that's terrible. And your second wife died too?


Yep. Ate poisoned mushrooms.


Oh my god, that's awful. Your third wife died too, I hear?


Yep. Fractured skull.


Yikes! How on earth...?


Wouldn't eat the mushrooms.

[peter]

Yes, I am beginning to understand them gradually. I think I almost poisoned my bird with mushrooms last night. Anyway, things aren't too serious yet romantically. I'm not about to get down on one knee and ask her to be my housekeeper or anything.

I think this viking poem may help you peeps

Praise no day until evening,
No wife befor her cremation,
No sword until tested,
No maid before marriage,
No ice until crossed,
No beer until it is drunk.

[The Peepmaster]

That's quite touching. I love poetic references to beer.

[Diamond Lil]

You'll note I've just let you guys have your testosterone rush and assorted fun 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Yeah, right, Lil, snort...like you could have stopped us. Snort!...

[peter]

You'll note I've just let you guys have your testosterone rush and assorted fun 

Another quote from the vikings poem known as the "Havamal"
Do not trust a woman's words, be she single or married;their hearts run on wheels' they are prey to moods.'

[Malc]

Them vickings certainly knew their stuff. Were they like the Vikings?

[Diamond Lil]

Yeah, right, Lil, snort...like you could have stopped us. Snort!...

Just don't cross me at this time of the morning and as for Peter...I'll give you moods (that's a direct reference to Billy Connelly who asked, when someone shouted "Bike! I'll gie ye bike", what does that mean!!

[peter]

Them vickings certainly knew their stuff. Were they like the Vikings?

I reread what I had put but still failed with the dam spelling

[Roger Kettle]

Congratulations on your 100th post, Peter---and only 92 of them about Vikings! I suspect you have an interest in these Scandinavian chaps. (I like to think of them as Norse Peepmasters).

[Malc]

Scandinavian chaps are very useful for when you're riding your Scandinavian horse through very high Scandinavian g?rse.

[peter]

Congratulations on your 100th post, Peter---and only 92 of them about Vikings! I suspect you have an interest in these Scandinavian chaps. (I like to think of them as Norse Propmasters).

Well I was just taking my time, selecting my shots , easing myself in, making sure the weather did not play a part, now I have made my first ton there will be no holding me. Unless the ref intervenes.

[Roger Kettle]

Peter, how did you manage to quote me and get the spelling wrong? "Propmaster" for "Peepmaster". This is worthy of ME and I'm fascinated!

[peter]

Peter, how did you manage to quote me and get the spelling wrong? "Propmaster" for "Propmaster". This is worthy of ME and I'm fascinated!

It must be because I have joined the ton club

[The Peepmaster]

How bizarre. Peter must have some kind of a spell check going on that's rejecting "peepmaster", and substituting "propmaster". I haven't been a propmaster since the early 1970s.