Early Horace?

[Mince]

All these suggestions are better than the original punchline. Dammit.

In that case, perhaps you ought to reconsider my idea for a Tourette's Sandy as a new character in Beau Peep.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Only make him the fort manservant (Tourette Butler), who's always getting things wrong, but remains unruffled and laconic, brushing all criticism aside with a casual, "Frankly, My Dear, I don't give a f***!".

Y'welcome.

[Roger Kettle]

 

[Mince]

That smile in some parts of the world constitutes a binding legal agreement.

Sandy, you're going to be a star!

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

That smile in some parts of the world constitutes a binding legal agreement.

Sandy, you're going to be a star!

Seeing as how I got made unemployed today, for the first time ever...this is good news!

[Redundant]

Seeing as how I got made unemployed today, for the first time ever...this is good news!

Sorry to hear that Sandy, technically you are ahead of me, I am still trying to end this redundancy, which just extended into April.   Even more fun, a job I have been offered is one of the few which is exempt from the "Spent" convictions rule, i.e. after ten years any conviction doesn't have to be reported or detailed on an application.   The result?   A certain Christmas Tree incident in 1981 comes back to haunt me!

Good luck with your new career as a cartoon character :-)

[Rob Baker]

Those were some very worthy contenders to Roger's original punchline:


"The ways of the white man must seem very strange to you, Tonto, with your firm little red buttocks..."

[Rob Baker]

Only make him the fort manservant (Tourette Butler), who's always getting things wrong, but remains unruffled and laconic, brushing all criticism aside with a casual, "Frankly, My Dear, I don't give a f***!".

Y'welcome.

Brilliant idea Tarqs -- I can imagine this character on 'The Fast Show' or 'Harry Enfield and Chums'.

[Roger Kettle]

Those were some very worthy contenders to Roger's original punchline:


"The ways of the white man must seem very strange to you, Tonto, with your firm little red buttocks..."

I was young. I had bills to pay...

[The Peepmaster]

I was going to suggest, "No, I said "Show me your reins""

[Redundant]

I was going to suggest, "No, I said "Show me your reins""

and that's a winner! 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I was going to suggest, "No, I said "Show me your reins""

and that's a winner! 

Meh! I think he's trying too hard.