Terracotta Army

[peter]

I think I started all this off wrong by spelling terracotta wrongly 

I did not want to bring up the spelling mistake.
You have me worried only today the men repairing my roof asking me if I want some terracotta tiles to finish it off. Odd will I have a soldier on top of my roof.

Soldiers especially like a night on the tiles.

Sorry it will be longer than a one night stand for my Terracotta soldier

[The Peepmaster]

I think I started all this off wrong by spelling terracotta wrongly 

I did not want to bring up the spelling mistake.
You have me worried only today the men repairing my roof asking me if I want some terracotta tiles to finish it off. Odd will I have a soldier on top of my roof.

Soldiers especially like a night on the tiles.

Sorry it will be longer than a one night stand for my Terracotta soldier

He'll be your own Pottery Private.

[peter]

I think I started all this off wrong by spelling terracotta wrongly 

I did not want to bring up the spelling mistake.
You have me worried only today the men repairing my roof asking me if I want some terracotta tiles to finish it off. Odd will I have a soldier on top of my roof.

Soldiers especially like a night on the tiles.

Sorry it will be longer than a one night stand for my Terracotta soldier

He'll be your own Pottery Private.

I hope not I cannot reach that high.

[Mince]

[peter]

Pretty

[The Peepmaster]

Pretty Stupid

[Mince]

Peepmaster's list of people to call stupid.

1. Peter [DONE]

2. Roger [DONE]

3. Mince [DONE]

4. . . .

[Roger Kettle]

Peeps, this week's Private Eye has a Terracotta Army gag similar to your original post---and your rubbish appeared two days before the current P.E. hit the streets!

[The Peepmaster]

Peeps, this week's Private Eye has a Terracotta Army gag similar to your original post---and your rubbish appeared two days before the current P.E. hit the streets!

I should have thought of it 2 weeks ago and sent it in. never had a gag in P.E. We're probably not a good fit. I do buy it now and again though. I might buy a copy and send it back to them with a note saying "Sorry, not quite..."

[The Peepmaster]

Peeps, this week's Private Eye has a Terracotta Army gag similar to your original post---and your rubbish appeared two days before the current P.E. hit the streets!

Roger, have a look at Cartoonists.co.uk and click on the Daily Cartoons link down on the left. Take a look at Matt's gag today.

[Roger Kettle]

The only gag I could find was about a rhino----not what you meant, I presume!

[Mince]

Here's the direct link for blind people: http://www.cartoonists.co.uk/openingpages/dailycartoon.html

(Yes, I know (hope) you were joking.)

[Roger Kettle]

That's the gag I saw but it's neither by Matt or about the terracotta army. Me confused.

[Vulture]

That's the gag I saw but it's neither by Matt or about the terracotta army. Me confused.

Come on, Roger. You must remember when Watership Down came out: you've read the book; you've seen the film; now eat the pie!........ You've seen the army, now see the.......

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I've a feeling Roger can't actually see the cartoon in question for some technical reason beyond me.

Maybe this will help...