Christmas competition.

[Roger Kettle]

The Beau Peep Christmas competition has been officially resurrected. How about a pun-based take on famous movies? Come up with a twist on a famous movie title using a Beau Peep theme. For example, a chef goes missing in the Deep South during the American Civil War....EGON WITH THE WIND. Okay, that's awful and I'm sure you can come up with something better. The competition will close on the Monday, 10th of December and I will announce the winner shortly afterwards. The prize will be two, signed original pieces of artwork from Beau and Horace. Enter on this thread as many times as you like. Good luck!

[Mince]

The prize will be two, signed original pieces of artwork from Beau and Horace.

Why is there a comma after *two*?

The competition will close on the Monday, 10th of December and I will announce the winner shortly afterwards.

Why is the word *Mince* missing after the word *announce*?

[Roger Kettle]

A)...I have no idea. It certainly wasn't intentional.
B)...That was intentional.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

A) It was obviously restless, and shuffled to the left from being bored after the word "signed".

Why is there a comma after *two*?

Why is the word *Mince* missing after the word *announce*?

What's with the asterisks in place of quotation marks? 

Excellent competition. Is it open to pedants?

[Mince]

Can someone make multiple entries to the competition?

[Roger Kettle]

Feel free.

[Mince]

Dennis of Thieves - Have you seen the 2018 film Den of Thieves, Roger? Okay, scrub that!

Sopwith's Tables - It's like Aesop's fables but . . . scrub that as well.

Vera of the seven vales - One woman's trek through multiple ...

Can I just win?

[Rob Baker]

I'll start mine with some blatant cheating, as Roger's already spoofed these films especially for the strip:     

Llandudno Jones and the Temple of Doom


Rambeau



BTW, Roger’s first post reminded me that if they ever do a modern remake of Gone With The Wind, they should consider having a character called 'Tourette Butler'.   "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a f***."

[Diane CBPFC]

Nomad Max - he's back and he's just a little miffed.

[Roger Kettle]

I'd LIKE to comment but it's probably fairer that I wait until the closing date.

[Max]

Don't suppose Khartoun would work again? 

[Mince]

I'd LIKE to comment but it's probably fairer that I wait until the closing date.

That's code for Mince is going to win.

[Rob Baker]

A starter for 10...

Beau White and the Seven Dwarfs.
The Treasure of the Sierra Mad Pierre. 
Bidet the Earth Caught Fire.
When Headline Harry met Sally.
Vera of the Seven Samurai.
Doris, Texas.

I may depend on your accent if these work or not.   I remember Roger saying that the play on words for the 'Just a Fort' forum title here doesn’t really work for those north of the border.   But if your pronunciation skills are fine and these don't work, don't worry, it's probably just because they're crap 

[Mince]

Well, they're better than mine, you annoying git.

[Egg]

Couple for starters......

20,000 (L’) Escargot Under The Sea

Sopwith’s Choice

Mad Pierre - Thunderdune