Tarks, last Thursday evening, my wife and I were sitting in an Albufeira bar, watching Dundee United v. Inverness Caledonian Thistle. (I can't tell you how much my dear lady enjoyed that!) When United opened the scoring, a young lad of about 10 jumped up to celebrate. I gave him the thumbs-up and asked if he was a United supporter. Turns out he was one of your lot, mate, a St Johnstone fan. He hates Dundee so much he wanted United to be promoted just to annoy them! You're a weird bunch!
By the way, I picked up an English copy of The Sun and saw your Boris-themed cartoon. As always, absolutely brilliant.