My son works for a Norwegian company. He left Scotland in February to spend a year in their Bergen office. His girlfriend/partner gave up her job to be with him. The plan was to soak up Norwegian culture by exploring the country every weekend. Ho-hum.
Anyway, that's not the point. The point is that my wife and I were left with their cat and some of you may recall my opinion of cats. I don't want it tested for coronavirus, I want it tested for bloody annoyingness.