You Know You're Getting Old When...

[Vulture]

You know you are getting old when someone says to you "I'm having a retro party. What did they do in the 80's for fun?"

You know you're getting old when ......  the grandchildren come with notebooks to write down your memories for a school project they're doing on Victorian times! :'(

[Tom]

You Know You're Getting Old When... films like "Dirty Dancing" are labelled classics. 

[The Peepmaster]

When they announce that it was 40 years ago that Radio 1 was launched, and it only seems like yesterday. :-(

[The Peepmaster]

You know you're getting old when... you join in discussions on the internet with old people. 

[Vulture]

You know you're getting old when... you join in discussions on the internet with old people. 

The other OAPs bid you welcome!

[peter]

When the grandchildren show you how the mobile phone works.

[Vulture]

I've had a mobile phone for the last 16 years. Whenever I get upgraded, No. 1 grandchild sets it up for me. Mind you, she has no idea how to sew a button on!

[The Peepmaster]

I've had a mobile phone for the last 16 years. Whenever I get upgraded, No. 1 grandchild sets it up for me. Mind you, she has no idea how to sew a button on!

Why would you want to sew a button on your mobile phone? 

[Vulture]

I've had a mobile phone for the last 16 years. Whenever I get upgraded, No. 1 grandchild sets it up for me. Mind you, she has no idea how to sew a button on!

Why would you want to sew a button on your mobile phone? 

You're just not up with the modern trends, are you? You've just proved how old you are! 

[peter]

I've had a mobile phone for the last 16 years. Whenever I get upgraded, No. 1 grandchild sets it up for me. Mind you, she has no idea how to sew a button on!

Bet your good at darning and knitting.

[peter]

You know your getting old when you agree to a five mile sponsored walk.
I don't think I can do it.
Let you know how I get on.
Taking money off Mince will spur me on.

[Roger Kettle]

When they announce that it was 40 years ago that Radio 1 was launched, and it only seems like yesterday. :-(

Next year will see 30 years of Beau Peep. Oh, Lord. And I've just realised that, if you add up all the comic strips I've written, you'd end up with nearly 60 years worth. Oh, Lordie Lord.

[Vulture]

I've had a mobile phone for the last 16 years. Whenever I get upgraded, No. 1 grandchild sets it up for me. Mind you, she has no idea how to sew a button on!

Bet your good at darning and knitting.

Of course!

[Vulture]

You know your getting old when you agree to a five mile sponsored walk.
I don't think I can do it.
Let you know how I get on.
Taking money off Mince will spur me on.

How many days have you got to do these five miles?

[The Peepmaster]

Don't let it get you down, Roger. They weren't all bad.

Another thing that makes me feel old, is turning in at night with my bird, chatting to her about how great England's World Cup win was in 1966, seeing that she's rapidly fallen asleep, then realising she wasn't even born in 1966...