The Christmas Competition.

[The Peepmaster]

I'm not one of your friggin' students, and I'm not doing a friggin' essay. You're obviously a very worried man.

It'll be the one I like best. End of!

Why not let "A Woman" judge it? (Give her a break from the ironing).

[Vulture]

I'm not one of your friggin' students, and I'm not doing a friggin' essay. You're obviously a very worried man.

It'll be the one I like best. End of!

Why not let "A Woman" judge it? (Give her a break from the ironing).

 

[Mince]

I'm not one of your friggin' students, and I'm not doing a friggin' essay.

Peepmaster, I think that's now 4-2 to me.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

In your dreams!

[The Peepmaster]

I'm not one of your friggin' students, and I'm not doing a friggin' essay.

Peepmaster, I think that's now 4-2 to me.

That email rubbish doesn't count. It's still 3-2 at best, you overgrown fanny.


"A Woman" is a rare contributor to another forum where we play, Vulch. She belongs to Tranquil, who occasionally allows her a break from household duties to join in with threads.

[Mince]

That email rubbish doesn't count. It's still 3-2 at best, you overgrown fanny.

That email was class. He said he was going to ignore me. I must have really got to him.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Get a room, you two!

[Mince]

 

Er . . . who won that point?

[Malc]

Who's "Tranquil"? Or is this another in-joke I'm not IN on!!

[peter]

My name for Tarks and all seem to pick on it

[Mince]

We pick on Tarks, not his name.

[peter]

Tranquillity base calling all boys to get on

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Tranquillity base calling all boys to get on

No.
No, I've changed my mind. I really don't want to know.

Move along now - nothing to see here...

[Mince]

 

[Fyodor]

Shall we have an official presentation? Maybe at a Working Men's Club in Dundee, or something. Be sure to have it on a day when I'm free.

I didn't know you charged, darling.
One boom, closely followed by another.