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peter

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #180 on: November 26, 2007, 10:51:57 PM »
If I judge it my self i would come second in a one horse race
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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #181 on: November 26, 2007, 10:55:20 PM »
See what I mean? He enters a poetry competition and comes second in a horse race.
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peter

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #182 on: November 26, 2007, 10:56:12 PM »
At least I tried
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #183 on: November 27, 2007, 02:35:31 AM »
Quote from: Roger Kettle on November 26, 2007, 06:40:12 PM
Soon be time to judge this so who's volunteering? Mince? Tarks?

I'll do it.
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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #184 on: November 27, 2007, 09:28:12 AM »
Excellent. You can announce the winner at the weekend, you know, with suitable dramatic tension.
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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #185 on: November 27, 2007, 10:50:12 AM »
Cool! I'll even make myself exempt from the competition, to indicate that the decision might actually be a fair one. Besides, I already have original Beau Peep artwork - I even drew it.

Closing time for entries, 11.59pm GMT (er...if that's what we're on at the moment), November 30th. I may need a Day Of Deliberation, Contemplation and Meditation in order to do this properly, so the winner will probably be crowned on Sunday.

The judges decision will be final, and no correspondence shall be entered into (that means no begging letters, Peter).

Good luck!



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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #186 on: November 27, 2007, 11:34:41 AM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on November 27, 2007, 10:50:12 AM
Cool! I'll even make myself exempt from the competition, to indicate that the decision might actually be a fair one.

What you mean is that your entry was crap.


Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on November 27, 2007, 10:50:12 AM
I may need a Day Of Deliberation, Contemplation and Meditation in order to do this properly, so the winner will probably be crowned on Sunday.

This means he's going to get drunk and pick one out of a hat.


Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on November 27, 2007, 10:50:12 AM
The judges decision will be final

Where's the apostrophe?


Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on November 27, 2007, 10:50:12 AM
Judge Tarquin T. Thunderthighs III

Being an admin has clearly gone to his head.
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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #187 on: November 27, 2007, 11:37:45 AM »
I won't hold any of that against you.










PFFFFFFFF!  :D
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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #188 on: November 27, 2007, 01:01:04 PM »
Shall we have an official presentation? Maybe at a Working Men's Club in Dundee, or something. Be sure to have it on a day when I'm free.
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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #189 on: November 27, 2007, 01:03:07 PM »
Bit of a long way for the winner to travel, isn't it?









Oops!
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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #190 on: November 27, 2007, 01:17:24 PM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on November 27, 2007, 01:03:07 PM
Bit of a long way for the winner to travel, isn't it?




Oops!

Well, I may have to stop overnight...
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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #191 on: November 27, 2007, 01:25:04 PM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on November 27, 2007, 01:17:24 PM


Well, I may have to stop overnight...


Knowing you, I'd say that was a certainty.
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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #192 on: November 27, 2007, 01:33:12 PM »
We want a detailed analysis on why you chose the winner, what was good about the poem, why it was better than the rest, what was lacking in the others, why you missed the apostrophe, and how drunk you got.
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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #193 on: November 27, 2007, 02:48:07 PM »
I'm not one of your friggin' students, and I'm not doing a friggin' essay. You're obviously a very worried man.

It'll be the one I like best. End of!
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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #194 on: November 27, 2007, 03:02:56 PM »
He likes the prestige but is unwilling to do any of the work.
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