AND THE WINNER IS...

[peter]

Peter, from this moment on, you have to behave. I now know where you live.
Prize will be despatched tomorrow.

Many thank Roger

PS Have you never heard of a accommodation address. The secret is still safe.

[Malc]

Oh, so you have to ENTER now? Bloody political correctness gone mad!

[peter]

Oh, so you have to ENTER now? Bloody political correctness gone mad!

If you don't enter they will not be able to turn you down Malc.
Must be a step in the right way.

[peter]

Prize arrived today Roger many thanks.
One of my favourite characters is Egon
again thanks

PS thanks for your address and phone number I will be able to stalk you now.
Love
Peter

[peter]

Roger can you please tell us what we have to do for next years competition so I can prepare to defend my crown.

[Roger Kettle]

Prize arrived today Roger many thanks.
One of my favourite characters is Egon
again thanks

PS thanks for your address and phone number I will be able to stalk you now.
Love
Peter

Glad the prize turned up, Peter---it was posted first class on Monday. That's the sexy new "People's Post Office" for you!
As for stalking me, could you do it at a reasonable time? I need my sleep these days.

[melvynadam]

I'd also like to say a special thanks to Melvyna Dam, who magically appeared with several excellent entries which also almost got in among the medals, then promptly disappeared again in a Brigadoonesque manner. I do hope it's not too long before you resurface and join in the banter, Melvyna - thank you for taking part.

Thanks very much. Although it's Melvyn Adam (bloke not lass). I didn't "magically" appear though - I was prompted to return by the mailing about the anniversary. Glad to be back.

If the Scooby Doos can get into Eurovision, my entry is kosher.

Not content with making up words for ineligible entries you're now making up your own rhyming slang? As a "scooby doo" I can give you an informed response to this seemingly good question:
Israel is a member of the European Broadcasting Union. The EBU was formed on 12 February 1950 by 23 broadcasting organisations from Europe and the Mediterranean at a conference in Torquay, Devon. All members of the EBU are allowed to take part in the Eurovision Song Contest.
Sources:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_in_the_Eurovision_Song_Contest
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Broadcasting_Union

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Although it's Melvyn Adam (bloke not lass).

I don't suppose you'll accept the reply, "I know - I was trying to be mildly amusing", will you, Melvyn? Welcome back anyway - and do post more!

[Colin]

I suppose 3rd is ok.

In fact it's not really if you dont get a prize. 

[melvynadam]

I don't suppose you'll accept the reply, "I know - I was trying to be mildly amusing", will you, Melvyn?

The trouble with being a noob here is that I don't know you guys very well yet. I considered that it was a gag but I wasn't sure and I really didn't want to take the chance. Not all of us have the strength of character to look on with equanimity when being called "thunderthighs". Maybe it's easier if you're from a long line of thunderthighs.

[peter]

Just dip your toe in and insult Tarks he is used to it
Be warned he will get you back but thats the fun of it all
Just fly

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Maybe it's easier if you're from a long line of thunderthighs.

The collective noun is a thrust of Tunderthighs, Melv.

[The Peepmaster]

Maybe it's easier if you're from a long line of thunderthighs.

The collective noun is a thrust of Tunderthighs, Melv.

You missed off the "H", Tarquin. It should be a thrush of Thunderthighs.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Stet. 

[Malc]

Israel is a member of the European Broadcasting Union.

See? They're at it again.

Not to be anti Semitic here, because it's not the Scoobies as a group I'm complaining about, it's  Israel. Don't get me wrong, Israel is alright in its place (unless you're a Palestinian). But that place is in the Middle East, and the Middle East isn't in Europe.

I'm sure Maccabi Tel Aviv regularly play in the European Cup.

If you haven't figured out, I'm all about blazers, badges, being a member and exclusion.