The Mighty Bulldogs

[peter]

So that's a "no" then?

That's  a NO

[Mince]

I'm multi-talented.

[peter]

Explain the off side law.
Name the world cup winning side without looking it up.
Tell people what you were doing before ten this morning.
Which talents were you referring to.

[Vulture]

Explain the off side law.
Name the world cup winning side without looking it up.
Tell people what you were doing before ten this morning.
Which talents were you referring to.

One of his talents is annoying people: he's extremely good at that. 

[peter]

Explain the off side law.
Name the world cup winning side without looking it up.
Tell people what you were doing before ten this morning.
Which talents were you referring to.

One of his talents is annoying people: he's extremely good at that. 

Another is sleeping

[Malc]

Who kissed it better.

I say, steady on.

Or you'll be the subject of some "jurying" yourself.

[peter]

I think we'd all like to know more about what a crushing disappointment Mince has been as a son.
Do share.

His middle Name is Scrooge
He would like to have a Christmas were he did not have any presents.

[peter]

I think we'd all like to know more about what a crushing disappointment Mince has been as a son.
Do share.

His biggest sporting triumph has been to get out of sports day three years running i think he still holds the record.

[Colin]

Explain the off side law.
Name the world cup winning side without looking it up.
Tell people what you were doing before ten this morning.
Which talents were you referring to.

What World Cup side are you talking about?

[Colin]

I think we'd all like to know more about what a crushing disappointment Mince has been as a son.
Do share.

Is there anything good about him, Peter? Anything at all? Maybe something a Dad would be proud of, (other than the fact he knows how to use semi-colons correctly)?

I would have thought, given Peter's record with the 3 R's, the fact that Mince CAN read and write (and do 'rithmatic) was something to be proud of. Peter's hasn't been a very good role model, has he?
Who helped Mince with his homework?  :

What's that all about?

[The Peepmaster]

Who was it who pointed him in the right direction.
Who showed him how to open a book.
Who feed  him jurying his growing years
Who washed his clothes and still does.
Who pushed him along.
Who kissed it better.

[Colin]

I'm welling up.  :'(

[Vulture]

I think we'd all like to know more about what a crushing disappointment Mince has been as a son.
Do share.

Is there anything good about him, Peter? Anything at all? Maybe something a Dad would be proud of, (other than the fact he knows how to use semi-colons correctly)?

I would have thought, given Peter's record with the 3 R's, the fact that Mince CAN read and write (and do 'rithmatic) was something to be proud of. Peter's hasn't been a very good role model, has he?
Who helped Mince with his homework?  :

What's that all about?

I threw in an extra possessive apostrophe for luck! 

[Vulture]

Who was it who pointed him in the right direction. His mum
Who showed him how to open a book.  His mum
Who feed  him jurying his growing years    His mum
Who washed his clothes and still does.  His mum
Who pushed him along.   His mum
Who kissed it better.  His mum

Would the answer be - his mum?

[Roger Kettle]

I was talking to my wife the other day about  "No Charge"! She refused to believe it existed. Probably the greatest song of all time.