Horace's White Outfit

[The Peepmaster]

I notice that Horace always has a spotlessly white outfit on. There must be a good dry-cleaners in his town. (As it's a hand-drawn cartoon, perhaps its "Sketch-leys". Ha ha ha ha ha ha guffaw)

What is the name of the town by the way?

[Malky McGookin]

I bet it ends in "Gulch", as in "Dry Gulch" or "Dead Man's Gulch".

[Roger Kettle]

I have no idea what the town is called. Why don't you come up with a name?

[The Peepmaster]

I have no idea what the town is called. Why don't you come up with a name?

Four Feather Falls (gawd, that takes me back!)

Slightly-Unwell Girl's Valley (Hasn't quite got the impact of Dead Man's Gulch I'll admit)

[Malky McGookin]

Prat Falls?

[Roger Kettle]

Bestofthree Falls?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Drogba Falls.

[Tom]

Cuddfa.

(That's welsh for hiding place)

[Malc]

This topic was so out of date a red text warning popped up and asked me politely to consider starting a new topic.
Well no-one politely asks ME what to do.

Cuddfa? My knowledge of Welsh tells me that word is pronounced Cuth-far. This made me think of the thnake and that'th how he would pronoun the word "cuss". Then I switched the words around so that the town was "Far Cuss", then I imagined two female characters, one who asks the other where Horace was going:

 "he's going to Far Cuss".

"well he could at LEAST buy us a drink first".

Around about this point I started realising I had too much time on my hands.

[Mince]

It's best not to upset a message board, Malc. They can become nasty.

[peter]

I notice that Horace always has a spotlessly white outfit on. There must be a good dry-cleaners in his town. (As it's a hand-drawn cartoon, perhaps its "Sketch-leys". Ha ha ha ha ha ha guffaw)

What is the name of the town by the way?

Bet it is the same one as the Lone Ranger

[Malc]

The same what? Same town, or same dry cleaners?

Was there one specific town in the Lone Ranger series?

I just googled and there was a town called Frontier Town in the 1948 series (radio, I think) Also I read there's a town called Red Butte.
Anything ending in "Butte" is good for town names in Westerns as it seems so redolent of the genre.

How about a town sign which says "Red Butte" except that the last "e" is dangling off a nail.

This leaves a number of possible versions:

Big Butt
Fat Butt
Buffalo Butt

Well, three.

On reflection, I like Pratt Falls.

[peter]

The same what? Same town, or same dry cleaners?

I was thinking of cleaners

Just another thought why was he the LONE ranger when he was always with Tonto
I hope he was not the Gay Ranger

[Mince]

Just another thought why was he the LONE ranger when he was always with Tonto

If you read this as two sentences, the second one could be mistaken for a question.

[peter]

A question?
Were does the Lone ranger take his rubbish