Yay, Girls! Excellent stuff.
Okay, since Malcolm's not hiding his light under a bushel, I have to admit I wasn't quite as crap as I said. I even played in a trial match once, set up to select a Scottish schoolboys' team. I played for the first half, and was given the task of man-marking another lad from the Perth area called Raymond Stewart. Of course, this was before Ray went on to captain Dundee United, West Ham and the full Scotland squad, but he was still pretty good back then..and about six inches taller than me at the time (probably still is actually). Ah, well - it was worth a try!
My younger brother played for Scottish Universities...at shinty.
I once beat Scottish International badminton player, Charlie Gallacher...at golf.