Anyone else blown up a shark?

[Roger Kettle]

I once bought a shark steak and, for some reason, decided to cook it in the microwave. It blew up. The whole incident was reminiscent of the final scene in Jaws and was strangely satisfying. It doesn't have to be a shark, of course. I'd be quite happy to hear tales of other fish explosions.

[The Peepmaster]

I once bought a shark steak and, for some reason, decided to cook it in the microwave. It blew up. The whole incident was reminiscent of the final scene in Jaws and was strangely satisfying. It doesn't have to be a shark, of course. I'd be quite happy to hear tales of other fish explosions.

Amazing story, Roger. Utterly unbelievable! I can't get my head round it. You did the cooking? Where was the lady of the house?

[Roger Kettle]

Normally---shark explosion apart---I'm quite useful in the kitchen. Now, there's a line I doubt Jamie Oliver's used.

[The Peepmaster]

I have to admit that I do all the cooking here.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

And damned versatile you are too from what I hear. There's not a tin you can't open.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I don't like fish. I like to hear of them exploding.

[Diane CBPFC]

We just had to replace our microwave. The start button quit. You could use the function buttons so my son would ask how long to cook something. One baked potato plus two popcorns I would say.

I am glad we finally got the city and got a new one - life was getting complicated.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I'm sorry, Diane - it's late here, and my brain is very tired, but I hardly understood any of that. 

[Vulture]

I'm sorry, Diane - it's late here, and my brain is very tired, but I hardly understood any of that. 

Diane, don't worry, I understood every word. These blokes aren't very technical, are they? 

[The Peepmaster]

We just had to replace our microwave. The start button quit. You could use the function buttons so my son would ask how long to cook something. One baked potato plus two popcorns I would say.

I am glad we finally got the city and got a new one - life was getting complicated.

A discussion about your microwave oven could be an interesting subject for the Household Hints Forum, Diane.

[Vulture]

We just had to replace our microwave. The start button quit. You could use the function buttons so my son would ask how long to cook something. One baked potato plus two popcorns I would say.

I am glad we finally got the city and got a new one - life was getting complicated.

A discussion about your microwave oven could be an interesting subject for the Household Hints Forum, Diane.

No it wouldn't. That forum seems to have been taken over by the lads!