101 Things To Do With A Beau Peep Mug

[The Peepmaster]

1) Drink coffee.

[peter]

1) Drink coffee.

Woow

[Roger Kettle]

Peeps, I think we're reaching the stage where we have a competition and the winner gets 408 Beau Peep mugs.

[The Peepmaster]

I'm trying to work out Peter's contribution. I think my computer must be playing up - it just looks like "Woow"?

I'll do number 2 then.

2) Adorn your sideboard.

[Vulture]

I'm trying to work out Peter's contribution. I think my computer must be playing up - it just looks like "Woow"?

I'll do number 2 then.

2) Adorn your sideboard.

You have to remember that Peter has three dogs; this is probably their equivalent of 'Wow'. 

[The Peepmaster]

3) Use as a temporary flower-vase.

[Tom]

4) Use as a keyholder - never lose your keys again.

[The Peepmaster]

Excellent, Tom!

For the girls:

5) Use as a Pastry Cutter. Produce perfect circles of pastry to make lovely jam-tarts for the man in your life!

[Tom]

6) Used on it's side it makes an ideal 'hole' for practising golf indoors... great for rainy days.

[Mince]

Excellent, Tom!

For the girls:

5) Use as a Pastry Cutter. Produce perfect circles of pastry to make lovely jam-tarts for the man in your life!

Also for the girls:

5a) Great for throwing at Peepm people.

[Vulture]

5b) And broken Beau Peep Mugs are ideal for lining the bottom of a plant pot, for drainage.

[Tom]

7) Always losing your remote controls? Store them in the Beau Peep Mug. Perfect.

[Mince]

Perhaps we should weave a religion around the mug.

In the beginning was The Roger.

[The Peepmaster]

9) A surgeon could extricate the mug from Mince's orifice.



Oops, I missed out Number 8.

[Diane CBPFC]

10) You could treat the mug like a bowl with a handle and serve classic Beau Peep dishes such as sausages vertically placed in mash with cabbage leaves to represent palm trees of the desert - what a fab 5th birthday party they would make for some lucky child.