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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: 101 Things To Do With A Beau Peep Mug
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2008, 04:49:04 PM »
11) If you're a policeman having a cuppa from a Beau Peep mug at a football match between Dundee United and Falkirk, in the freezing cold, and a male streaker runs onto the pitch, you could, while arresting him, preserve his modesty with the mug instead of your helmet.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: 101 Things To Do With A Beau Peep Mug
« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2008, 06:22:18 PM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on March 09, 2008, 01:57:19 PM
9) A surgeon could extricate the mug from Mince's orifice.



Oops, I missed out Number 8.
Okay, I admit it. I laughed.
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Re: 101 Things To Do With A Beau Peep Mug
« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2008, 08:31:18 PM »
We could make this a competition, Roger. What do you think? Best suggestion gets a free mug?
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Re: 101 Things To Do With A Beau Peep Mug
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2008, 08:48:43 PM »
Absolutely. Fire away. (You're sure you don't want to make it 408 mugs?)
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: 101 Things To Do With A Beau Peep Mug
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2008, 02:45:24 AM »
Roger you should make sure you save enough mugs for your and Andrew's grandchildren and great-grandchildren and great-great-grandchildren. That could easily add up to 408.



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Re: 101 Things To Do With A Beau Peep Mug
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2008, 11:43:44 PM »
Are you all utterly devoid of ideas? We've only got to 11.
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Re: 101 Things To Do With A Beau Peep Mug
« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2008, 12:02:23 AM »
12) You could use your mug to store any slips of paper with ideas you may have for entering competitions.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: 101 Things To Do With A Beau Peep Mug
« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2008, 12:25:29 AM »
Drink coffee from it.
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Re: 101 Things To Do With A Beau Peep Mug
« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2008, 12:25:59 AM »
Careful though! It might be hot.
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Re: 101 Things To Do With A Beau Peep Mug
« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2008, 12:30:05 AM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 11, 2008, 12:25:29 AM
Drink coffee from it.

That was Number 1  ::)

It doesn't count.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: 101 Things To Do With A Beau Peep Mug
« Reply #25 on: March 11, 2008, 07:21:12 AM »
Number 1 was drink coffee with it. Mine was drink coffee from it; a much more practical suggestion, since mugs can't actually drink coffee and are very poor company.  ::)
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Re: 101 Things To Do With A Beau Peep Mug
« Reply #26 on: March 11, 2008, 08:51:54 AM »
That's a reasonable explanation and would be acceptable, but you haven't given it a number.
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Re: 101 Things To Do With A Beau Peep Mug
« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2008, 09:18:00 AM »
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Re: 101 Things To Do With A Beau Peep Mug
« Reply #28 on: March 11, 2008, 09:33:33 AM »
Facetious people don't win mugs.  ::)
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Re: 101 Things To Do With A Beau Peep Mug
« Reply #29 on: March 11, 2008, 09:50:28 AM »
Yeah, like I had a chance anyway!  ::)
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