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Offline Mince

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I now have my students trained . . .
« on: March 27, 2008, 02:16:02 PM »
. . . not to use the word "friend".

STUDENT: My maths teacher accused me and my friend of cheating on the test.

TUTOR: Oh, I can't believe that.

STUDENT: No, really, he did!

TUTOR: No, I mean I can't believe you have friends.

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Offline Mince

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Re: I now have my students trained . . .
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2008, 08:16:07 PM »
Yeah, anyway, I thought I would share that with you.

And I also say to them, in an enthusiastic voice: "Ooh! I've got something for you." And I dig inside my pocket for what seems like a present and they look all eager to find out what I have for them and then I pull out my hand and stick two fingers up at them.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: I now have my students trained . . .
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2008, 08:23:21 PM »
I see teaching methods haven't changed since I were a lad, then.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: I now have my students trained . . .
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2008, 09:20:34 PM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 27, 2008, 08:23:21 PM
I see teaching methods haven't changed since I were a lad, then.

They've stopped using slates, Tarks.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: I now have my students trained . . .
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2008, 10:43:26 PM »
Quote from: Mince on March 27, 2008, 08:16:07 PM
Yeah, anyway, I thought I would share that with you.

And I also say to them, in an enthusiastic voice: "Ooh! I've got something for you." And I dig inside my pocket for what seems like a present and they look all eager to find out what I have for them and then I pull out my hand and stick two fingers up at them.
This is inspirational. The students of our country are in good hands.
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Re: I now have my students trained . . .
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2008, 11:36:46 PM »
Quote from: Roger Kettle on March 27, 2008, 10:43:26 PM
Quote from: Mince on March 27, 2008, 08:16:07 PM
Yeah, anyway, I thought I would share that with you.

And I also say to them, in an enthusiastic voice: "Ooh! I've got something for you." And I dig inside my pocket for what seems like a present and they look all eager to find out what I have for them and then I pull out my hand and stick two fingers up at them.
This is inspirational. The students of our country are in good hands.

Secretly, though, you'll soon be doing both of them to everyone you meet.

Remember it was my idea. I at least want a mention when you do it, something like: "Mince taught me that one."
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: I now have my students trained . . .
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2008, 03:33:56 AM »
"...I dig inside my pocket for what seems like a present..."

I heard of guys being arrested for that!  :o
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: I now have my students trained . . .
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2008, 10:12:01 AM »
Do the kids have a nick-name for you, Mince?
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Offline Mince

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Re: I now have my students trained . . .
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2008, 11:25:56 AM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on March 28, 2008, 10:12:01 AM
Do the kids have a nick-name for you, Mince?

Several.
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Re: I now have my students trained . . .
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2008, 02:16:25 PM »
Hi Several. Ooh, ooh, I can't stop laughing!
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Offline Mince

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Re: I now have my students trained . . .
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2008, 02:44:49 PM »
Quote from: Fyodor on March 28, 2008, 02:16:25 PM
Hi Several. Ooh, ooh, I can't stop laughing!

They also call me "quite a few".  :)
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: I now have my students trained . . .
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2008, 08:14:44 PM »
I knew a Malcolm at school and we all called him "Talcum". We were wacky back then!
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: I now have my students trained . . .
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2008, 08:24:27 PM »
We could have a competition for what would be an appropriate nickname for Mince. We could make it difficult by insisting it had to be clean, on account of there being kids and ladies coming on here.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: I now have my students trained . . .
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2008, 08:43:37 PM »
Okay! Not knowing what Mincey looks like doesn't help but....
Lumpy. Bumpy. Google-eyes. Fiona. Grumpy. Sleepy. Sneezy. Dorothy. Fatty. Prince of Darkness. Guv. Smelly. Big Girlie. Butch. Sundance. That Bloke.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: I now have my students trained . . .
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2008, 08:52:09 PM »
You're well on the way to winning a mug, Roger!
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