I know I go on about this but we could really learn from Native American culture. Let's face it, when we're introduced to a "Bob", we have no idea what this person is like. If we're introduced to "Finds-Them-And-Kills-Them", we can hazard a guess about their personality. I think everyone on this site should have an Indian name.
I would, obviously, be "Beautiful-Man-Who-Writes-Funny-Things".
Diane would be "Woman-Who-Scares-Moose-From-Land".
My sister would be "Watches-Diamond-In-Rain".
Malc would be "Comes-From-Land-Down-Under".
Mince would be---er---why don't we come up with suggestions for the rest of you?