Back safely from London ...

[Joan]

Where in Ayr?

[The Peepmaster]

Where in Ayr?

Hang on, I'll ask. Tarks... where in Ayr?

[Vulture]

Where?

HE SAID "THERE'S ONE AT AYR"

WHAT!!

[The Peepmaster]

Oh dear. I suspect Mince'll be along shortly berating you for not using a question-mark. 

[Vulture]

Oh dear. I suspect Mince'll be along shortly berating you for not using a question-mark. 

I gave MY question marks the day off.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Sorry - I've been a bit busy.

Here it is....

[The Peepmaster]

This is the one, Joan, (from a more sensible angle).



I suppose you want to see inside too. Okay...



Oh, hang on... that was Ayr in Queensland! Sorry.

[peter]

Tarks is that you in the doorway scratching your head.

[The Peepmaster]

It was a bit of an Ayr-brained scheme, I suppose...

[Vulture]

Tarks is that you in the doorway scratching your head.

It can't be - that person's walking at the same time! 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Tarks is that you in the doorway scratching your head.

If it is, it's not my head I'm scratching.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Tarks is that you in the doorway scratching your head.

It can't be - that person's walking at the same time! 

Cheek! I'll have you know I can...hang on....breathe out...where was I?.....

[Vulture]

 

[The Peepmaster]

Vulch - what's happened to your avatar? It's gorn.

[Roger Kettle]

I thought the guy in McDonald's looked like Ross from Friends. I bet he's a good Schwimmer.