Let's Make Roger Angry

[Mince]

So what is Roger like when he is really angry?

I bathe in the waters of Lake Placid and I've always been frustratingly laid back. Ask my sister---it used to annoy the hell out of her.

Up yours, Roger!

[Roger Kettle]

I'm incandescent with huffiness.

[Vulture]

I'm incandescent with huffiness.

 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Jim McLean hit a lucky streak in the mid 80s.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

(I'm just warming up)

[Mince]

I'm incandescent with huffiness.

How many stages are there between that and full-out anger?

[Malc]

Not many. He's ginger.

[Mince]

Dundee United are now officially a girls team.

[The Peepmaster]

An anagram of Gerry Groan - that makes Roger Angry.

Have I won?

By the way, it's good to see Mince taking an interest in football at last.

[Mince]

Roger is a plonker.

[Roger Kettle]

I used to be. It must be 20 years now since I made my own wine.

[Mince]

Bugger! He's getting me angry now.

[Mince]

Okay, let's get right down to kid's level.

You are a smelly sock.

Take that, dog breath!

[Mince]

And your brain is only slightly larger than a pea, and even that doesn't work well.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

These will be two-year-old kids, Mince, right?