I can't be arsed to come up with a menu. I was going to go in for some blatant cheating by nicking some ideas from the old Christmas strips, but thought that was a bit un-sporting. If Diane had set a realistic competition -- like what is the Colonel's wife's middle name, or how may exclamation marks were in the strip published on March 26th 1983, or what is Roger Kettle's inside leg measurement -- I might have had half a chance of winning.
Anyway, this is one from Christmas 2000:
Does anyone want to see some other Egon's-Christmas-Through-The-Ages strips, as inspiration?