Where's Mince?

[Malc]

Can EVERYBODY do this except for Roger? Just asking...

[Vulture]

Of course! Even my 11 12-year-old grandson can do this!

[Roger Kettle]

I could do all this stuff if I wanted to.

[Vulture]

I could do all this stuff if I wanted to.

I know you could, Roger. I think what I'm able to do is because I've been using a computer for so long. I have no idea how to download videos and stuff the others do; I can't programme ANYTHING at all. My only claim to fame is my Mars Bar Biscuits! 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I could do all this stuff if I wanted to.

My only claim to fame is my Mars Bar Biscuits! 

Tell us more, Vult.

[Vulture]

I could do all this stuff if I wanted to.

My only claim to fame is my Mars Bar Biscuits! 

Tell us more, Vult.

Do you want to know what I DO with the Mars Bar Biscuits, or how to make them?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Er...   

[Vulture]

Er...   

 

I give the Mars Bar Biscuits to friends and family!   

[Malc]

I say, people, steady on. I was going to mention a certain incident in the sixties, but it's sleazy, in totally bad taste and *hur*...*hur* unsuitable fOr ThIs bOaRd.

i'Ll eMaIl yOu PrIvAtElY VuLcH.

[Vulture]

I say, people, steady on. I was going to mention a certain incident in the sixties, but it's sleazy, in totally bad taste and *hur*...*hur* unsuitable fOr ThIs bOaRd.

i'Ll eMaIl yOu PrIvAtElY VuLcH.

You don't need to, Malc. I remember Marianne Faithfull very well!

[Malc]

I don't remember her THAT well of course, I was too young

[The Peepmaster]

It was an urban myth apparently.

[Vulture]

It was an urban myth apparently.

I know! But it gave her reputation (and his) a bit of a boost (that wasn't launched until 1985..).

[Tom]

I'm waaaaay too young. Haven't the foggiest what you're hinting at.

[Vulture]

I'm waaaaay too young. Haven't the foggiest what you're hinting at.

Tom, you just stay sweet and innocent!