If there was a secret Mince forum, surely you would have just blown it, Diane?
If there is, where is it so I can join in the fun?
As for the "ribaldry" thread, my cunningly laid trap can still be sprung, owing to my cunningly laid plan B, which consists of me not acknowledging TT's answer as correct.
Hopefully Roger will come in and insist that it is correct, but it all turns to mush if he simply answers "Malc, I think you'll find that Tarquin's answer is right". I need him to actually use the word "ribaldry" if I am going to win the twenty five thousand quid.