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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #30 on: May 31, 2007, 03:30:08 PM »
Answer  is, no.

My strategy was brilliant, the only thing stopping it from succeeding was the blundering intervention of a certain ginger twit.

Now I will have to come up with a similarly inspired plan for "tart".

Call that a plan? The best answer you can get is "tarts" - watch my lemon thread and weep!

Actually, Diane, in Malc's defence (since he'll be sleeping now, after the arduous task of dreaming up his strategy), the word 'tart' would probably be the preferred correct answer to his question (although the said seven-year-olds may offer 'tarts').

Your new thread is a little bit Enid Blyton/Famous Five if you don't mind me saying, but jolly good luck with it anyway.

I'm stepping back from this for a strategic moment of my own, since Malc has effectively stampeded all over my own carefully deployed plan, and I think another new thread at this stage would certainly arouse suspicion. I have no desire to arouse Roger, so I'll keep my mouth shut...for now.
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #31 on: May 31, 2007, 06:00:49 PM »
"She is a FLAN"??!!!

I'm beginning to think the double bluff is that Mincey & Roger are looking in on this forum, unknown to us, having a right good laugh at our expense.

She is A FLAN!!!!  :o :o :o
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #32 on: May 31, 2007, 07:22:25 PM »
Reading the grammar thread: - he's onto us he is.

People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #33 on: May 31, 2007, 07:26:36 PM »
The 25 grand is all Malc's...but I'm not a happy bunny!
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #34 on: May 31, 2007, 07:28:04 PM »
Reading the grammar thread: - he's onto us he is.



I doubt if he thinks it's all about him though, Diane - just that he sprung the trap first.

And where's Mince?
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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #35 on: May 31, 2007, 07:37:15 PM »
He's laughing, generally.

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #36 on: May 31, 2007, 07:38:24 PM »
Shall we choose the next word or just let Roger in on this?

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #37 on: May 31, 2007, 08:15:29 PM »
Next word: Budgie

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #38 on: May 31, 2007, 08:32:50 PM »
Piece of cake, Diane - one might almost say 'tart'!  ;D
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #39 on: May 31, 2007, 08:33:37 PM »
Er...that didn't come out quite the way I intended. More apologies...
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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #40 on: May 31, 2007, 09:05:24 PM »
I'm reading these posts as though everyone is huddled in the corner of a large darkened room, wearing long overcoats and dark glasses, and a variety of hats, and talking in a whisper... I LOVE IT!!!

Soooo.."budgie"...

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #41 on: May 31, 2007, 09:41:44 PM »
Not logged on for 2 days.
Was in London Today and just got back and logged on. This is a great idea.
I've not read any other threads yet so has anyone won?

Maybe I should just read them eh?

Offline Mince

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #42 on: May 31, 2007, 09:46:33 PM »
Can I just say to everyone that your loyalty to Roger is commendable.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #43 on: May 31, 2007, 09:53:27 PM »
Yeah, like you had nothing to do with any of this, Mr Mince?

It was all a test of our loyalty no doubt...well, if you want to avoid a wrinkled face, don't suck lemons!
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Colin

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #44 on: May 31, 2007, 10:05:23 PM »
Don't look at me, this thread was already on its 3rd page before I knew anything about it.