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Offline The Peepmaster

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Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« on: August 01, 2007, 10:40:33 PM »
My mind was drifting to things I've never done in life. Obviously I don't intend to do anything highly illegal. The example in my title for this thread is just one thing I have honestly never done. I'm sure there will be many others. I'll give it some thought and see if I can come up with more examples. Anyone else have examples of things they've never done in life?
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2007, 10:44:18 PM »
Sorry, I meant capercaillie, not corncrake.
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Tom

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2007, 11:17:09 PM »
Sorry, I don't know what a capercaillie is, or a corncrake for that matter... ???

However, here's some things I haven't done (but will  8) ):

Visit the grand canyon
Swim with dolphins
Ride an elephant
See the northern lights
Ride in a hovercraft
Stroke a tiger cub

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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2007, 11:40:53 PM »
Aha! I've seen the Northern Lights (or aurora borealis, as some folk call it), from this island.


Capercaillies



and Corncrakes



are birds!
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Offline Mince

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2007, 01:11:08 AM »
I've never posted in this topic before.

I've done it now.
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Colin

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« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2007, 10:05:14 AM »
Some things I haven't done.

Jump from an aeroplane
Bungy jump
Play for Celtic
Handcuff myself to the railings at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

I may come up with more later.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2007, 02:54:36 PM »
Gee, I need to find something new to do.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2007, 04:17:14 PM »
Stuffing bananas in to a Sellotaped corncrake.
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peter

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2007, 01:56:35 PM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on August 02, 2007, 04:17:14 PM
Stuffing bananas in to a Sellotaped corncrake.
What gas mark do you put it on
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Malc

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« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2007, 06:07:25 PM »
You put a gas mask on, surely?

When I used to do the floor singer spot at the Eglinton Arms Hotel, the top of the bill was once a band called Capercaillie. I think they're still going.

In my own way, so am I.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2007, 06:37:18 PM »
Quote from: Malc on August 06, 2007, 06:07:25 PM
You put a gas mask on, surely?

When I used to do the floor singer spot at the Eglinton Arms Hotel, the top of the bill was once a band called Capercaillie. I think they're still going.

In my own way, so am I.


Here you go Malc: http://www.capercaillie.co.uk
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Diamond Lil

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2007, 07:46:09 PM »
Quote from: Malc on August 06, 2007, 06:07:25 PM

When I used to do the floor singer spot at the Eglinton Arms Hotel,
...in Eaglesham??
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Malc

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2007, 12:46:49 AM »
In Irvine, Lil.
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Malc

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2007, 02:34:21 AM »
I used to go to a weekly jazz night in Eaglesham when I lived in East Kilbride. Maybe that was at the Eglinton Arms Eaglesham? I think it was called "Upstairs At The Eg".
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Diamond Lil

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2007, 07:14:34 AM »
My wedding reception was in Eaglesham and I thought you might have been singing that night...just looking for someone to blame...sorry :-\
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