Quote from: Roger Kettle on August 27, 2007, 08:47:20 PMAs I'm sure you all know, there are several cartoonists who visit this site and, like me, they are all obscenely rich. I, myself, own a mansion in Scotland, a villa (with beach) in Portugal, a ranch in Montana and about two thirds of Latvia. I will not disclose the real name of Tarquin Thunderthighs lll but the man has billions. Not only does he light his cigars with a twenty pound note, he lights the twenty pound note with a fifty pound note. The Peepmaster has a castle on Bute---only because the west coast of Scotland is a handy spot to launch your yacht towards Jamaica (which he owns). Malky McGookin emigrated to Australia and is now Prime Minister and owner of all the goldmines in Ginganggoorlie. I doubt if, between us, we work four hours a week.I felt it was time that you, the public, knew the truth about cartooning.As my Avatar is Beau Peep, shouldn't i get a monthly royalty cheque from Roger, for profiting from my likeness?
As I'm sure you all know, there are several cartoonists who visit this site and, like me, they are all obscenely rich. I, myself, own a mansion in Scotland, a villa (with beach) in Portugal, a ranch in Montana and about two thirds of Latvia. I will not disclose the real name of Tarquin Thunderthighs lll but the man has billions. Not only does he light his cigars with a twenty pound note, he lights the twenty pound note with a fifty pound note. The Peepmaster has a castle on Bute---only because the west coast of Scotland is a handy spot to launch your yacht towards Jamaica (which he owns). Malky McGookin emigrated to Australia and is now Prime Minister and owner of all the goldmines in Ginganggoorlie. I doubt if, between us, we work four hours a week.I felt it was time that you, the public, knew the truth about cartooning.
Quote from: The Peepmaster on August 28, 2007, 09:04:02 PMQuote from: peter on August 28, 2007, 07:24:24 PMQuote from: Roger Kettle on August 27, 2007, 10:19:29 PMNo, Peter, I haven't. These days, I employ people to drink for me.Bet it is boring you watching someone else drinking your malt whiskey.Even a Scotchman would cry about that. A Scotsman wouldn't touch "whiskey" - that's the Irish version! No, but a "Scotchman" might. Peter, that one doesn't even fall into the 'get a spell-checker' category. Scotch is a drink or a sticky tape - it is not a nationality.I've just wasted about ?5k of my time typing that. :
Quote from: peter on August 28, 2007, 07:24:24 PMQuote from: Roger Kettle on August 27, 2007, 10:19:29 PMNo, Peter, I haven't. These days, I employ people to drink for me.Bet it is boring you watching someone else drinking your malt whiskey.Even a Scotchman would cry about that. A Scotsman wouldn't touch "whiskey" - that's the Irish version!
Quote from: Roger Kettle on August 27, 2007, 10:19:29 PMNo, Peter, I haven't. These days, I employ people to drink for me.Bet it is boring you watching someone else drinking your malt whiskey.Even a Scotchman would cry about that.
No, Peter, I haven't. These days, I employ people to drink for me.
I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.
Quote from: Roger Kettle on August 29, 2007, 09:18:13 AMI don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!
He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!
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