Cartooning:a licence to print money.

[Mince]

But it's still a question.

[The Peepmaster]

But it's still a question.

Not if I'm King */*@*&* James the Twenty-Ninth it's not!

[Mince]

Fair enough. I don't argue with the King's English.

[Beau Peep]

As I'm sure you all know, there are several cartoonists who visit this site and, like me, they are all obscenely rich. I, myself, own a mansion in Scotland, a villa (with beach) in Portugal, a ranch in Montana and about two thirds of Latvia. I will not disclose the real name of Tarquin Thunderthighs lll but the man has billions. Not only does he light his cigars with a twenty pound note, he lights the twenty pound note with a fifty pound note. The Peepmaster has a castle on Bute---only because the west coast of Scotland is a handy spot to launch your yacht towards Jamaica (which he owns). Malky McGookin emigrated to Australia and is now Prime Minister and owner of all the goldmines in Ginganggoorlie. I doubt if, between us, we work four hours a week.
I felt it was time that you, the public, knew the truth about cartooning.

As my Avatar is Beau Peep, shouldn't i get a monthly royalty cheque from Roger, for profiting from my likeness?

I'd say six months for attempted fraud, myself.

ROFLMAO

[Beau Peep]

He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!

And you fell for it?

Oh, dudes. I'm all hurt now!!

[Beau Peep]

I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.

He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!

You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.

That's a load of bullsh1t!!
i can't work a computer

[peter]

I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.

He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!

You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.

That's a load of bullsh1t!!
i can't work a computer

Join the clan of idiost who type with one finger cant spell and have to put up with Mince

[Beau Peep]

I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.

He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!

You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.

That's a load of bullsh1t!!
i can't work a computer

Join the clan of idiost who type with one finger cant spell and have to put up with Mince

This site is a clan of idiots?
Ah nutz, I'm going to have to study hard to keep up with you all.

[Mince]

I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.

He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!

You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.

That's a load of bullsh1t!!
i can't work a computer

Join the clan of idiost who type with one finger cant spell and have to put up with Mince

This site is a clan of idiots?
Ah nutz, I'm going to have to study hard to keep up with you all.

A quote within a quote never ending or beginning in the windmills of your mind.

[peter]

I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.

He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!

You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.

That's a load of bullsh1t!!
i can't work a computer

Join the clan of idiost who type with one finger cant spell and have to put up with Mince

This site is a clan of idiots?
Ah nutz, I'm going to have to study hard to keep up with you all.

just let it slowly wash over you and absorb the sheer poetry of it, it becomes mind numbingly good

[Beau Peep]

I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.

He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!

You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.

That's a load of bullsh1t!!
i can't work a computer

Join the clan of idiost who type with one finger cant spell and have to put up with Mince

This site is a clan of idiots?
Ah nutz, I'm going to have to study hard to keep up with you all.

A quote within a quote never ending or beginning in the windmills of your mind.

is this going to be on the test?

[Beau Peep]

I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.

He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!

You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.

That's a load of bullsh1t!!
i can't work a computer

Join the clan of idiost who type with one finger cant spell and have to put up with Mince

This site is a clan of idiots?
Ah nutz, I'm going to have to study hard to keep up with you all.

just let it slowly wash over you and absorb the sheer poetry of it, it becomes mind numbingly good

Why am i getting the sudden urge to put my Pink floyd CD's on?

[peter]

I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.

He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!

You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.

That's a load of bullsh1t!!
i can't work a computer

Join the clan of idiost who type with one finger cant spell and have to put up with Mince

This site is a clan of idiots?
Ah nutz, I'm going to have to study hard to keep up with you all.

just let it slowly wash over you and absorb the sheer poetry of it, it becomes mind numbingly good

Why am i getting the sudden urge to put my Pink floyd CD's on?

Now you swinging ...Wooh
Im in the middle of Jean michel Jarre