I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. Did any of them make you chuckle - even a little? I would like your professional opinion. It's okay. I can take criticism.
I'd guess you didn't do yourself any particular favours with Roger by suggesting "It can't be that difficult.".
Put it this way, Mincey - I'd rather have Canterbury Cathedral pushed up my backside than see your drivel replace that of Roger's. Reading that tosh really made me appreciate Beau Peep as it is.
To be honest, I thought YOU were being sarcastic and dashing off intentional nonsense as a joke.
Having said that, one or two of the gags are quite close.
Actually I vaguely smiled at the one where you'd spelt "whisky' incorrectly.
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 04, 2007, 02:04:38 PMI'd guess you didn't do yourself any particular favours with Roger by suggesting "It can't be that difficult.".I've been thinking long and hard about the above sentence, and I know I might be upsetting a certain person, but after careful consideration I would have to stick to my guns and say that I don't like the two full stops at the end.
Quote from: Mince on September 04, 2007, 02:10:49 PMQuote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 04, 2007, 02:04:38 PMI'd guess you didn't do yourself any particular favours with Roger by suggesting "It can't be that difficult.".I've been thinking long and hard about the above sentence, and I know I might be upsetting a certain person, but after careful consideration I would have to stick to my guns and say that I don't like the two full stops at the end.They are separated by quotation marks. The first signifies the end of the sentence I was quoting, and the second signifies the end of my own sentence. I don't see nothing wrong that.Now post me something you've drawn. Go on.
Quote from: The Peepmaster on September 04, 2007, 02:17:51 PMActually I vaguely smiled at the one where you'd spelt "whisky' incorrectly.Peepsie, that reaches a new level in viciousness. Congratulations!