Terracotta Army

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Yes, but he just guesses.

[The Peepmaster]

I'm amazed the terracotta army was (a) in her bathroom, and (b) there was a picture of it in a magazine.

I would have done that gag if she had not used parenthetic commas. Notice that, unlike Peepmaster, I do show some restraint.

Even terracotta armies have to be bathed.

[Diane CBPFC]

I won?t tell you now what else I have in my bathroom ? you grammatical nit-pickers!

[Mince]

I won?t tell you now what else I have in my bathroom ? you grammatical nit-pickers!

Are you saying that we are in your bathroom. 

[The Peepmaster]

I'm amazed the terracotta army was (a) in her bathroom, and (b) there was a picture of it in a magazine.

I would have done that gag if she had not used parenthetic commas. Notice that, unlike Peepmaster, I do show some restraint.

Even terracotta armies have to be bathed.

As well as terracotta leggies, of course.

[Diane CBPFC]

You go where the laptop goes Mincy

[Mince]

You use your laptop in the bath?

[peter]

By the way, Tarquin, that should have ended: ... in the soup with Mince. (See what I did there?)

TTTHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP!!!

No 

In the soup with Mince...mince soup..."or" typo...nor...nor mince soup...play on words with misspelling thrown in...Peter will get it.

I've lost the will to live.

Right with you babe.

[peter]

You go where the laptop goes Mincy

Goes in the WC as well.

[Vulture]

I'm amazed the terracotta army was (a) in her bathroom, and (b) there was a picture of it in a magazine.

I would have done that gag if she had not used parenthetic commas. Notice that, unlike Peepmaster, I do show some restraint.

Even terracotta armies have to be bathed.

As well as terracotta leggies, of course.

 

[Vulture]

You go where the laptop goes Mincy

  (Peter, are you using Diane's computer?)

[peter]

You go where the laptop goes Mincy

  (Peter, are you using Diane's computer?)

Be a bit of a stretch,