Nearly THAT time again...

[Roger Kettle]

Ah, the Beau Peep Christmas Competition, where all the site regulars get the chance to win a wondrous selection of prizes! Well, it's usually just one prize. And, more often than not, it's a signed Beau Peep original. I haven't decided what's on offer this year and I don't know what the competition is yet but I will make an announcement soon. If anyone has any ideas, I'd be happy to hear them.

[peter]

The answer is Dundee United win SCOTISH LEAGUE.
CAN I HAVE MY PRIZE NOW PLEASE

[Colin]

Its about time you had another competition 

Make it one that I might win this time.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Okay, who do I have to sleep with to win?

[Colin]

Okay, who do I have to sleep with to win?

I don't think it's gonna be that kind of competition.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Okay, who do I have to sleep with to win?

I don't think it's gonna be that kind of competition.

Colin, Colin, Colin...bless your naivety!

[peter]

Okay, who do I have to sleep with to win?

iM NOT IN TOO FOUR IN A BED

[Vulture]

Okay, who do I have to sleep with to win?

Tarquin, Tarquin. I know it's been a long time, but surely you need to keep awake..... !   

[peter]

Okay, who do I have to sleep with to win?

I don't think it's gonna be that kind of competition.

Colin, Colin, Colin...bless your naivety!

tARKS HOW DO YOU KNEW ABOUT COLIN NATIVERTY PLAY

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Peter, do me a favour, mate - there's a little button on the left hand side of your keyboard with the words 'caps lock' written on it. How about giving it a little dink...?

Long time for who, Vult?

[Roger Kettle]

You see, the problem is that, if I set an obscure question about Beau Peep, it's unfair on people who don't have all the books and, let's face it, Rob Baker would win all the time. Hence all the previous stuff about limericks etc. What I want is a competition that anyone can win and is great fun to enter. I remember one year we did an alphabet thing where you had to write a paragraph about Beau. The first word began with "a", the second with "b" and....I'm sure you get the point. Something like " 'Aargh! Beau!' cried Dennis. 'Egon's frying giant haddock in jelly......."
Maybe we should try that again. Or maybe not. I'm still waiting for suggestions...

[peter]

I am sure a man of your standing Roger, will think of something.
Don't make it anything to do with grammar.

[peter]

Peter, do me a favour, mate - there's a little button on the left hand side of your keyboard with the words 'caps lock' written on it. How about giving it a little dink...?

Long time for who, Vult?

GAVE IT A LITTLE DRINK IT SEEMS TO HAVE STUCK. MUST BE THE SUGAR IN THE TEA.

[Colin]

You see, the problem is that, if I set an obscure question about Beau Peep, it's unfair on people who don't have all the books and, let's face it, Rob Baker would win all the time. Hence all the previous stuff about limericks etc. What I want is a competition that anyone can win and is great fun to enter. I remember one year we did an alphabet thing where you had to write a paragraph about Beau. The first word began with "a", the second with "b" and....I'm sure you get the point. Something like " 'Aargh! Beau!' cried Dennis. 'Egon's frying giant haddock in jelly......."
Maybe we should try that again. Or maybe not. I'm still waiting for suggestions...

My suggestion is that while we are waiting on suggestions, you sneak a signed drawing in the post with my name on the envelope 

[Vulture]

Long time for who, Vult?

Well, it's obviously not you, Tarquin.