The Christmas Competition.

[peter]

I've built walls, a fortress deep and mighty.

What was the walls for, a outhouse that you are sent to.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

A rock feels no pain.






And an island never cries.

[peter]

A rock feels no pain.






And an island never cries.

The rock cannot speak it may hurt inside.


Where does all the water come from if islands dont cry.

[Mince]

The judges decision will be final, and no correspondence shall be entered into (that means no begging letters, Peter).

Judge Tarquin T. Thunderthighs III

Can we at least have Malc's customary tantrum when he loses? That's always good for a giggle.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

IF he loses.








 

[Mince]

Did he actually submit an entry? He'll probably still expect to win if he didn't.

[Malc]

Yes, I did submit an entry, but it'll no doubt be disqualified on some spurious grounds or other. I bet it's because it bore no relationship to the entry criteria or something. I'm sick of my genius being suppressed by jealous adjudicators.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I am a rock...

[peter]

Yes, I did submit an entry, but it'll no doubt be disqualified on some spurious grounds or other. I bet it's because it bore no relationship to the entry criteria or something. I'm sick of my genius being suppressed by jealous adjudicators.

who read rules anyway

[Malc]

Was somebody supposed to have spotted Paul Simon lyrics by now? Or is it one of those games where we get someone to say a particular phrase, such as "I am an island"? If it was me, and that was the phrase, then good, let's get onto the next sucker.

[Roger Kettle]

Er...Hello, darkness, my old friend!
Do do do do do do do do do. And here's to you....

[peter]

Er...Hello, darkness, my old friend!
Do do do do do do do do do. And here's to you....

its nice to see s & g fans

[The Peepmaster]

its nice to see s & g fans

I've never seen the point of kinky sex.

[peter]

its nice to see s & g fans

I've never seen the point of kinky sex.

Your too predicable although I did think it would be Tarks who would say it.

[The Peepmaster]

its nice to see s & g fans

I've never seen the point of kinky sex.

Your too predicable although I did think it would be Tarks who would say it.

Tarks is probably tied up at the moment.