Author Topic: The Christmas Competition.  (Read 61244 times)

peter

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #255 on: November 29, 2007, 07:22:08 PM »
I've built walls, a fortress deep and mighty.

What was the walls for, a outhouse that you are sent to.

Online Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #256 on: November 29, 2007, 07:28:43 PM »
A rock feels no pain.






And an island never cries.
I apologise, in advance.

peter

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #257 on: November 29, 2007, 07:31:02 PM »
A rock feels no pain.






And an island never cries.

The rock cannot speak it may hurt inside.


Where does all the water come from if islands dont cry.

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #258 on: November 30, 2007, 07:59:30 AM »
The judges decision will be final, and no correspondence shall be entered into (that means no begging letters, Peter).

Judge Tarquin T. Thunderthighs III

Can we at least have Malc's customary tantrum when he loses? That's always good for a giggle.

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #259 on: November 30, 2007, 09:52:00 AM »
IF he loses.








 8)
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #260 on: November 30, 2007, 10:18:11 AM »
Did he actually submit an entry? He'll probably still expect to win if he didn't.

Malc

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #261 on: November 30, 2007, 12:00:01 PM »
Yes, I did submit an entry, but it'll no doubt be disqualified on some spurious grounds or other. I bet it's because it bore no relationship to the entry criteria or something. I'm sick of my genius being suppressed by jealous adjudicators.

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #262 on: November 30, 2007, 01:21:48 PM »
I am a rock...
I apologise, in advance.

peter

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #263 on: November 30, 2007, 04:15:29 PM »
Yes, I did submit an entry, but it'll no doubt be disqualified on some spurious grounds or other. I bet it's because it bore no relationship to the entry criteria or something. I'm sick of my genius being suppressed by jealous adjudicators.

who read rules anyway

Malc

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #264 on: November 30, 2007, 09:21:19 PM »
Was somebody supposed to have spotted Paul Simon lyrics by now? Or is it one of those games where we get someone to say a particular phrase, such as "I am an island"? If it was me, and that was the phrase, then good, let's get onto the next sucker.

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #265 on: November 30, 2007, 09:42:47 PM »
Er...Hello, darkness, my old friend!
Do do do do do do do do do. And here's to you....

peter

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #266 on: November 30, 2007, 09:44:36 PM »
Er...Hello, darkness, my old friend!
Do do do do do do do do do. And here's to you....

its nice to see s & g fans

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #267 on: November 30, 2007, 09:56:11 PM »

its nice to see s & g fans

I've never seen the point of kinky sex.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

peter

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #268 on: November 30, 2007, 09:57:49 PM »

its nice to see s & g fans

I've never seen the point of kinky sex.

Your too predicable although I did think it would be Tarks who would say it.

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #269 on: November 30, 2007, 10:20:04 PM »

its nice to see s & g fans

I've never seen the point of kinky sex.

Your too predicable although I did think it would be Tarks who would say it.

Tarks is probably tied up at the moment.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟