Author Topic: The Christmas Competition.  (Read 52731 times)

Vulture

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #30 on: November 08, 2007, 07:41:50 PM »
It's the only way to run a competition: sort out the winner first, then the rest of the competition is pure fun!

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #31 on: November 08, 2007, 07:59:22 PM »
I'm going to feel a little uncomfortable making my acceptance speech when ordinary members of the forum are still trying to bodge something together.  :-\
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

peter

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #32 on: November 08, 2007, 08:55:20 PM »
I'm going to feel a little uncomfortable making my acceptance speech when ordinary members of the forum are still trying to bodge something together.  :-\

You have to bodge something together before you can be considered to have tried and failed.

Ps You will be alone when you give your speech to empty board
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peter

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #33 on: November 08, 2007, 08:58:56 PM »
Right.
Organiser .
Guarantees .
Expensive.
Recognition.

Offline Mince

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #34 on: November 08, 2007, 10:49:02 PM »
I shall have to call Tarquin "Tranquil" from now on.

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #35 on: November 08, 2007, 10:54:17 PM »
That was my nickname at borstal.
I apologise, in advance.

Colin

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #36 on: November 08, 2007, 11:18:58 PM »
Well I'm glad this got sorted before I looked through my disks for my first answers to this question. Although I didn't win that time, I had high hopes for them this time now that half of the people who post here are either moderators, related to moderators, related to the cartoonist or mince and therefore disqualified.


Diane,
I'm not a moderator, related to one, a cartoonist (or related to one) or Mince, so I have no chance.


Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #37 on: November 08, 2007, 11:22:35 PM »
Col, trust me. Any half-decent effort is in with a chance.

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #38 on: November 08, 2007, 11:24:57 PM »
Any half-decent effort is in with a chance.

Peepsie, do you think you can lower your standard enough?
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #39 on: November 08, 2007, 11:35:15 PM »
Peter's already favourite.
I like his idea of not using a Beau Peep character, mis-spelling "Tarquin" and not doing a poem.

Fyodor

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #40 on: November 09, 2007, 12:26:54 PM »
Okay, okay, I made a mistake. (It's like that line from the movie "The Big Bus"----"You eat one lousy foot and people call you a cannibal").
You have to write a poem. The first letter of each line has to spell out the name of a character from the strip. For example, the first line starts with "e", the second with "g", the third with"o" and so on.
The competition runs till the end of the month and prizes will be as before. I don't know who will judge it yet.
I'm too upset to think about it at the moment.

I notice that the example you give spells 'ego'. Hmmmm.


peter

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #41 on: November 09, 2007, 12:43:06 PM »
Peter's already favourite.
I like his idea of not using a Beau Peep character, mis-spelling "Tarquin" and not doing a poem.


That's what  like a competition without rules .

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #42 on: November 09, 2007, 01:41:02 PM »
Here's my entry:

Dennis'
End is
Nessie's Loch
Ness
Is
Ssssss.

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #43 on: November 09, 2007, 01:45:29 PM »
Parody of Pete:

Dennis'
Enpecked
Nock
Need friend
Is
Sychotic

peter

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #44 on: November 11, 2007, 02:25:20 PM »
well woger

WHACK   WAA
WELCOME WORLD
WAIF WAIL
WEE-WEE WET WASH
WOOLF
WEE-WEE WET WHOOPS WASH
WOOLF
WEE-WEE WET WHOOPS WASH
W=WHALE  W=WHEEL
WHAT? WHY? WHO? WHEN? WERE?
WRITE WORKOUT. WRONG
WANT! WAIT! WON'T! WILL.
WEEKEND WALTZES WELCKS WINKLES
WIND. WAVES. WELLINGTONS. WASHOUT
WORKER
WALK WORK WALK WORK WEEKEND
WOW! WENCH WANT WOO
WENCH WANT WOO
WANT WAIT WANT? WAIT WANT WAIT
WONDERFUL WOMEN
WILL WONT WILL WONT WILL
WOWEEE
WRONG WHAT ! WHEN...? WELL?
WEDDING  WIFE
WHACK WAA-WAA WEAN WHINE
WALK WORK WALK WORK WALK WORK
WEALTH WELL
WILL
WORRY WORSE
WARD WORSE
WHAT! WHEN?
WIDOW WREATH WAKE
WONDER.......