The Christmas Competition.

[Vulture]

It's the only way to run a competition: sort out the winner first, then the rest of the competition is pure fun!

[The Peepmaster]

I'm going to feel a little uncomfortable making my acceptance speech when ordinary members of the forum are still trying to bodge something together. 

[peter]

I'm going to feel a little uncomfortable making my acceptance speech when ordinary members of the forum are still trying to bodge something together. 

You have to bodge something together before you can be considered to have tried and failed.

Ps You will be alone when you give your speech to empty board

[peter]

Right.
Organiser .
Guarantees .
Expensive.
Recognition.

[Mince]

I shall have to call Tarquin "Tranquil" from now on.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

That was my nickname at borstal.

[Colin]

Well I'm glad this got sorted before I looked through my disks for my first answers to this question. Although I didn't win that time, I had high hopes for them this time now that half of the people who post here are either moderators, related to moderators, related to the cartoonist or mince and therefore disqualified.

Diane,
I'm not a moderator, related to one, a cartoonist (or related to one) or Mince, so I have no chance.

[Roger Kettle]

Col, trust me. Any half-decent effort is in with a chance.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Any half-decent effort is in with a chance.

Peepsie, do you think you can lower your standard enough?

[Roger Kettle]

Peter's already favourite.
I like his idea of not using a Beau Peep character, mis-spelling "Tarquin" and not doing a poem.

[Fyodor]

Okay, okay, I made a mistake. (It's like that line from the movie "The Big Bus"----"You eat one lousy foot and people call you a cannibal").
You have to write a poem. The first letter of each line has to spell out the name of a character from the strip. For example, the first line starts with "e", the second with "g", the third with"o" and so on.
The competition runs till the end of the month and prizes will be as before. I don't know who will judge it yet.
I'm too upset to think about it at the moment.

I notice that the example you give spells 'ego'. Hmmmm.

[peter]

Peter's already favourite.
I like his idea of not using a Beau Peep character, mis-spelling "Tarquin" and not doing a poem.

That's what  like a competition without rules .

[Mince]

Here's my entry:

Dennis'
End is
Nessie's Loch
Ness
Is
Ssssss.

[Mince]

Parody of Pete:

Dennis'
Enpecked
Nock
Need friend
Is
Sychotic

[peter]

well woger

WHACK   WAA
WELCOME WORLD
WAIF WAIL
WEE-WEE WET WASH
WOOLF
WEE-WEE WET WHOOPS WASH
WOOLF
WEE-WEE WET WHOOPS WASH
W=WHALE  W=WHEEL
WHAT? WHY? WHO? WHEN? WERE?
WRITE WORKOUT. WRONG
WANT! WAIT! WON'T! WILL.
WEEKEND WALTZES WELCKS WINKLES
WIND. WAVES. WELLINGTONS. WASHOUT
WORKER
WALK WORK WALK WORK WEEKEND
WOW! WENCH WANT WOO
WENCH WANT WOO
WANT WAIT WANT? WAIT WANT WAIT
WONDERFUL WOMEN
WILL WONT WILL WONT WILL
WOWEEE
WRONG WHAT ! WHEN...? WELL?
WEDDING  WIFE
WHACK WAA-WAA WEAN WHINE
WALK WORK WALK WORK WALK WORK
WEALTH WELL
WILL
WORRY WORSE
WARD WORSE
WHAT! WHEN?
WIDOW WREATH WAKE
WONDER.......