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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #45 on: November 11, 2007, 03:12:31 PM »
Did you know, that when spoken, the abreviation "www", with 9 syllables, is three times as long as what it stands for, "world wide web".
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #46 on: November 11, 2007, 06:26:29 PM »
I have to warn you all now that Peter is romping this.

Offline Mince

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #47 on: November 11, 2007, 06:38:35 PM »
Well, if I don't win, I'm going to throw one of Malc's "Helen Keller" wobblers.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #48 on: November 11, 2007, 11:30:26 PM »
Well, if I don't win, I'm going to throw one of Malc's "Helen Keller" wobblers.

Everybody, duck!
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Mince

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #49 on: November 11, 2007, 11:39:20 PM »
What about everybody, sweetie?

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #50 on: November 12, 2007, 09:06:05 AM »
Mandarin for me.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

peter

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #51 on: November 12, 2007, 12:46:56 PM »
So much for camels
Only one do I know
Perhaps he gives you flannel
With the spiting though
I
Think he has the
Hump

Elizabeth

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #52 on: November 12, 2007, 01:00:16 PM »
How do I love him?
And now I'll count the ways
Maybe it's his intellect
I don't think it's his looks
So what attracts me to him?
How on earth should I know - I just want to try to win a competition - the first one I've ever entered on this board

Vulture

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #53 on: November 12, 2007, 01:41:18 PM »
So much for camels
Only one do I know
Perhaps he gives you flannel
With the spiting though
I
Think he has the
Hump


Well done, Peter. 

peter

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #54 on: November 12, 2007, 02:21:54 PM »
E who
Gives
Out prizes
 Not Roger
« Last Edit: November 12, 2007, 03:11:23 PM by peter »

Vulture

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #55 on: November 12, 2007, 03:06:34 PM »
E who
Gives
Out prizes
Roger


Who's Egor?

peter

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #56 on: November 12, 2007, 03:10:57 PM »

Colin

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #57 on: November 12, 2007, 03:25:01 PM »

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #58 on: November 12, 2007, 03:32:01 PM »
I don't have to enter...I have a note from my doctor.

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To Whom It May Concern:

Please excuse Diane CBPFC from the 2007 Beau Peep Annual Christmas competition. I have examined her and found her brain to be empty. I must thank you for causing the racking of the brains however, as this has brought much relief to her earwax situation.

Dr. Bob


People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Mince

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #59 on: November 12, 2007, 03:43:54 PM »
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I must thank you for causing the racking of the brains

Do you have so many brains that you have to put them in racks?