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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2008, 12:45:08 PM »
I have been thinking about the handshake Roger and, regretfully, don?t think it is wise for me to participate at this stage of my life. That was how I got pregnant last time.



Right - count me out!
I apologise, in advance.

Colin

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2008, 01:28:28 PM »
What one is my index finger?  :-[

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2008, 01:59:49 PM »
The one next to your big toe.

A Woman

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2008, 08:21:49 PM »
Secret handshakes smacks of the free masons!!!

I don't like secrets of any sorts.


peter

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2008, 09:37:15 PM »
How old are you AW.

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2008, 09:39:42 PM »
Just so mince knows that what he showed me works.


We are fostering this dog.

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2008, 10:08:44 PM »
Um...Peter, that's a wolf.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #22 on: January 15, 2008, 10:58:02 PM »
Um...Peter, that's a wolf.

Sergei Prokofiev, if I'm not mistaken. A delightful composition.
I apologise, in advance.

Colin

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2008, 10:58:44 PM »
It's only got 1 front leg.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #24 on: January 15, 2008, 11:14:48 PM »
Well spotted, Colin. If you've still got the Sainsbury's receipt, you can probably take it back, Peter.
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #25 on: January 15, 2008, 11:37:43 PM »
There's a 3-legged dog on this island. It gets on the bus in Rothesay, and jumps off by the shops in Ardbeg. (I'm sure I've mentioned this before).
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2008, 12:49:41 AM »
...Then it strolls into the saloon bar, and announces, "I've come for the man that shot ma paw!".
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Colin

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #27 on: January 16, 2008, 12:58:44 AM »
...Then it strolls into the saloon bar, and announces, "I've come for the man that shot ma paw!".

Ah the old one's are the best.  ;D

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #28 on: January 16, 2008, 07:56:35 AM »
Ah, that was a classic exchange, folks, I was laughing fit to bust. This page alone was worth the entrance fee. You all paid too, right?

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #29 on: January 16, 2008, 09:15:31 AM »
Um...Peter, that's a wolf.

Sergei Prokofiev, if I'm not mistaken. A delightful composition.
I was wondering who would get in first with this!