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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2008, 12:45:08 PM »
I have been thinking about the handshake Roger and, regretfully, don?t think it is wise for me to participate at this stage of my life. That was how I got pregnant last time.



Right - count me out!
I apologise, in advance.

Colin

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2008, 01:28:28 PM »
What one is my index finger?  :-[

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2008, 01:59:49 PM »
The one next to your big toe.

A Woman

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2008, 08:21:49 PM »
Secret handshakes smacks of the free masons!!!

I don't like secrets of any sorts.


peter

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2008, 09:37:15 PM »
How old are you AW.

peter

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2008, 09:39:42 PM »
Just so mince knows that what he showed me works.


We are fostering this dog.

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2008, 10:08:44 PM »
Um...Peter, that's a wolf.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #22 on: January 15, 2008, 10:58:02 PM »
Um...Peter, that's a wolf.

Sergei Prokofiev, if I'm not mistaken. A delightful composition.
I apologise, in advance.

Colin

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2008, 10:58:44 PM »
It's only got 1 front leg.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #24 on: January 15, 2008, 11:14:48 PM »
Well spotted, Colin. If you've still got the Sainsbury's receipt, you can probably take it back, Peter.
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #25 on: January 15, 2008, 11:37:43 PM »
There's a 3-legged dog on this island. It gets on the bus in Rothesay, and jumps off by the shops in Ardbeg. (I'm sure I've mentioned this before).
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2008, 12:49:41 AM »
...Then it strolls into the saloon bar, and announces, "I've come for the man that shot ma paw!".
I apologise, in advance.

Colin

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #27 on: January 16, 2008, 12:58:44 AM »
...Then it strolls into the saloon bar, and announces, "I've come for the man that shot ma paw!".

Ah the old one's are the best.  ;D

Malc

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #28 on: January 16, 2008, 07:56:35 AM »
Ah, that was a classic exchange, folks, I was laughing fit to bust. This page alone was worth the entrance fee. You all paid too, right?

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There's a 3-legged dog on this island
There's a three legged dog everywhere. My sister Cath's dog Max had three legs.
He started off with four, but got out of the garden only to be hit by a car.



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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #29 on: January 16, 2008, 09:15:31 AM »
Um...Peter, that's a wolf.

Sergei Prokofiev, if I'm not mistaken. A delightful composition.
I was wondering who would get in first with this!